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add PA to roast database

Authored by mfwolffe <wolffemf@dukes.jmu.edu> 10 months ago

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src/data/roastDatabase.jsmodified

      ],
    },
++  // PENNSYLVANIA
++  pennsylvania: {
++    generic: [
++      "Pennsylvania? Where the roads have more holes than Swiss cheese and twice the corruption.",
++      "From Pennsylvania? How's living in America's pothole?",
++      "Pennsylvania: Where everyone's either in Philly, Pittsburgh, or Pennsyltucky.",
++      "Oh, Pennsylvania? The state that's just Ohio with historical sites.",
++      "Pennsylvania: Where the Amish have better infrastructure than PennDOT.",
++      "From Pennsylvania? Let me guess, you call it 'PA' like that makes it cooler.",
++      "Pennsylvania: The only state where the turnpike is a form of torture.",
++      "Where 'culture' means choosing between Wawa and Sheetz.",
++      "Pennsylvania: Proof that being first doesn't mean being best.",
++      "From Pennsylvania? Your state's biggest export is potholes and disappointment.",
++      "Pennsylvania: Where the weather sucks, the roads suck more, and the government sucks most.",
++      "The state where fracking and football are more important than functioning.",
++      "Pennsylvania: Where everyone claims Philly or Pittsburgh and ignores the racist middle.",
++      "From Pennsylvania? You definitely have strong opinions about convenience stores.",
++      "Pennsylvania: Because someone had to connect New York to the rest of America.",
++    ],
++    philadelphia: [
++      "Philadelphia? Where brotherly love means telling you to go fuck yourself.",
++      "From Philly? How's that inferiority complex with New York treating you?",
++      "Philadelphia: Where throwing batteries at Santa is considered tradition.",
++      "Oh, Philly? The city that peaked in 1776 and won't shut up about it.",
++      "Philadelphia: Where everyone's angry and the cheesesteaks are overrated.",
++      "From Philly? Let me guess, you've already told someone today that it's 'jawn'.",
++      "Philadelphia: The only city where booing your own team is a form of support.",
++      "Where 'culture' means eating garbage and calling it a sandwich.",
++      "Philadelphia: Proof that being historically significant doesn't mean currently relevant.",
++      "From Philly? Your city's biggest achievement is being between New York and D.C.",
++      "Philadelphia: Where the sports fans are more violent than the actual criminals.",
++      "The city where 'brotherly love' is the most ironic slogan in America.",
++      "Philadelphia: New York's angry, drunk little brother with a Napoleon complex.",
++      "From Philly? You definitely have opinions about which cheesesteak place is best and they're all wrong.",
++      "Philadelphia: Where the Liberty Bell is cracked and so is everyone's personality.",
++    ],
++    pittsburgh: [
++      "Pittsburgh? The city that's still cosplaying as a steel town.",
++      "From Pittsburgh? How's pretending it's still 1970 working out?",
++      "Pittsburgh: Where everyone's a Steelers fan because there's nothing else.",
++      "Oh, Pittsburgh? The city built on bridges because everyone's trying to leave.",
++      "Pittsburgh: Where the rivers meet and ambitions die.",
++      "From Pittsburgh? Let me guess, you put fries on everything and call it cuisine.",
++      "Pittsburgh: The only city where 'yunz' is a word and pride is misplaced.",
++      "Where 'culture' means whatever the Steelers did 40 years ago.",
++      "Pittsburgh: Proof that you can't rebuild on football alone.",
++      "From Pittsburgh? Your city's biggest achievement is convincing people it's having a renaissance.",
++      "Pittsburgh: Where the mills closed but the depression stayed open.",
++      "The city where every conversation involves the Steelers or the weather.",
++      "Pittsburgh: Philadelphia's less interesting, more drunk cousin.",
++      "From Pittsburgh? You definitely have a Terrible Towel and terrible taste.",
++      "Pittsburgh: Where the 'h' is silent and so are the job prospects.",
++    ],
++    harrisburg: [
++      "Harrisburg? The capital that everyone forgets exists, including Pennsylvanians.",
++      "From Harrisburg? How's being Pennsylvania's most irrelevant city?",
++      "Harrisburg: Where state government meets state of depression.",
++      "Oh, Harrisburg? The city that makes Scranton look cosmopolitan.",
++      "Harrisburg: Where everyone either works for the state or wishes they didn't.",
++      "From Harrisburg? Let me guess, you tell people you're 'near Philly' or 'close to D.C.'.",
++      "Harrisburg: The only capital where bankruptcy was a civic improvement plan.",
++      "Where 'culture' means the annual Farm Show and regret.",
++      "Harrisburg: Proof that being a capital doesn't mean being important.",
++      "From Harrisburg? Your city's biggest achievement is being halfway between places people want to be.",
++    ],
++    scranton: [
++      "Scranton? The city whose biggest achievement is being on The Office.",
++      "From Scranton? How's living in a city that peaked as a TV show setting?",
++      "Scranton: Where everyone either works at a call center or pretends to work at Dunder Mifflin.",
++      "Oh, Scranton? The city that makes Harrisburg look exciting.",
++      "Scranton: Where the coal mines closed and took all hope with them.",
++      "From Scranton? Let me guess, you quote The Office like it's your personality.",
++      "Scranton: The only city where a fictional paper company is the main attraction.",
++      "Where 'culture' means Office trivia and abandoned buildings.",
++      "Scranton: Proof that being on TV doesn't make you relevant.",
++      "From Scranton? Your city's electric city because the lights are all that's left on.",
++    ],
++    erie: [
++      "Erie? The city that's just Buffalo's even more depressing cousin.",
++      "From Erie? How's that lake effect depression treating you?",
++      "Erie: Where the snow is constant and so is the urge to leave.",
++      "Oh, Erie? The city that exists because the lake had to end somewhere.",
++      "Erie: Where everyone's either old or gone.",
++      "From Erie? Let me guess, you work at the casino or wish you lived somewhere else.",
++      "Erie: The only city where the biggest attraction is being close to other states.",
++      "Where 'culture' means whatever washed up on shore.",
++      "Erie: Proof that lakefront property isn't always valuable.",
++      "From Erie? Your city's biggest achievement is being mentioned in weather warnings.",
++    ],
++  },
++
    // NEW YORK (Expanded)
    newyork: {
      generic: [
      ],
    },
++  // ARIZONA
++  arizona: {
++    generic: [
++      "Arizona? Where the temperature matches the IQ of anyone who chooses to live there.",
++      "From Arizona? How's living on the surface of the sun treating you?",
++      "Arizona: Where everything's trying to kill you - the heat, the animals, and the politics.",
++      "Oh, Arizona? The state that's just a monument to man's arrogance against nature.",
++      "Arizona: Where retirement goes to die slowly in a golf cart.",
++      "From Arizona? Let me guess, you're either 75 years old or selling something to someone who is.",
++      "Arizona: The only state where 'dry heat' is supposed to make 120°F acceptable.",
++      "Where 'culture' means strip malls and casual racism.",
++      "Arizona: Proof that humans will live anywhere if the taxes are low enough.",
++      "From Arizona? Your state's biggest export is heat stroke and xenophobia.",
++      "Arizona: Where the Grand Canyon is the only thing with depth.",
++      "The state where lawns are gravel and compassion is scarce.",
++      "Arizona: Where everyone drives everywhere because walking means death.",
++      "From Arizona? You definitely have strong opinions about the border and weak opinions about education.",
++      "Arizona: Because someone had to make New Mexico look progressive.",
++    ],
++    phoenix: [
++      "Phoenix? A monument to man's arrogance in city form.",
++      "From Phoenix? How's living in Satan's vacation home?",
++      "Phoenix: Where the city planning is as thoughtful as building in Hell.",
++      "Oh, Phoenix? The city that shouldn't exist but does out of spite.",
++      "Phoenix: Where everyone's either in air conditioning or the hospital.",
++      "From Phoenix? Let me guess, your personality is 'it's a dry heat'.",
++      "Phoenix: The only city where parking lots are deadlier than war zones.",
++      "Where 'culture' means chain restaurants in strip malls.",
++      "Phoenix: Proof that you can build a metropolis anywhere if you're stubborn enough.",
++      "From Phoenix? Your city's biggest achievement is convincing 5 million people to live in an oven.",
++      "Phoenix: Where the pavement melts but the people's hearts are colder.",
++      "The city where everything is beige including the personalities.",
++      "Phoenix: LA's racist uncle who retired to the desert.",
++      "From Phoenix? You definitely drive a white SUV and complain about Californians.",
++      "Phoenix: Where urban sprawl meets urban hell.",
++    ],
++    tucson: [
++      "Tucson? Phoenix's hippie cousin with a meth problem.",
++      "From Tucson? How's that 'authentic desert experience' with more poverty?",
++      "Tucson: Where everyone's either a student, a retiree, or lost.",
++      "Oh, Tucson? The city that's just Mexico's parking lot.",
++      "Tucson: Where the university is the only thing preventing total collapse.",
++      "From Tucson? Let me guess, you tell people it's 'more cultured than Phoenix'.",
++      "Tucson: The only city where liberal college kids and border patrol agents coexist uncomfortably.",
++      "Where 'culture' means proximity to Mexico and overpriced turquoise.",
++      "Tucson: Proof that being a college town doesn't prevent being a mess.",
++      "From Tucson? Your city's biggest achievement is being slightly less hot than Phoenix.",
++    ],
++    scottsdale: [
++      "Scottsdale? Where Phoenix's rich assholes go to be worse.",
++      "From Scottsdale? How's that entitlement treating you?",
++      "Scottsdale: Where the golf courses are green and the people are white.",
++      "Oh, Scottsdale? The city that's just a country club with a mayor.",
++      "Scottsdale: Where everyone's either old money or new debt.",
++      "From Scottsdale? Let me guess, your car costs more than most people's houses.",
++      "Scottsdale: The only city where 'casual' means $500 sundresses.",
++      "Where 'culture' is day drinking at overpriced resorts.",
++      "Scottsdale: Proof that money can't buy taste or shade.",
++      "From Scottsdale? Your city's biggest export is Instagram influencers and STDs.",
++    ],
++    flagstaff: [
++      "Flagstaff? Where Arizonans go to pretend they don't live in a desert.",
++      "From Flagstaff? How's being Arizona's only livable city?",
++      "Flagstaff: Where everyone's a student or a ski bum, same thing.",
++      "Oh, Flagstaff? The city that exists to remind Arizona what trees look like.",
++      "Flagstaff: Where the elevation is high and so are the residents.",
++      "From Flagstaff? Let me guess, you're superior about having seasons.",
++      "Flagstaff: The only Arizona city where water isn't a myth.",
++      "Where 'culture' means having trees and overpriced coffee.",
++      "Flagstaff: Proof that Arizona can be cold and still suck.",
++      "From Flagstaff? Your city's biggest achievement is not being in the desert.",
++    ],
++  },
++
    // NEW MEXICO
    newmexico: {
      generic: [
        "From Illinois? You definitely have opinions about which suburb is 'basically Chicago'.",
        "Illinois: Because someone had to make Indiana look good.",
      ],
++    aurora: [
++      "Aurora? Chicago's suburb that Wayne's World mocked into existence.",
++      "From Aurora? How's being excellent to each other in mediocrity?",
++      "Aurora: Where everyone works in Chicago but can't afford to live there.",
++      "Oh, Aurora? The city that's just urban sprawl with a funny name.",
++      "Aurora: Where the only culture is whatever Chicago didn't want.",
++      "From Aurora? Let me guess, you say you're from 'Chicagoland'.",
++      "Aurora: The only city famous for being in a movie about leaving it.",
++      "Where 'nightlife' means driving to Chicago.",
++      "Aurora: Proof that proximity to greatness doesn't transfer.",
++      "From Aurora? Your city's biggest achievement is Wayne's World, and that was fictional.",
++    ],
      chicago: [
        "Chicago? The city that puts ketchup on hot dogs and calls it culture.",
        "From Chicago? How's that third winter in April treating you?",