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extend roast database

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 -// src/data/roastDatabase.js
 +// src/data/roastDatabase.js - BRUTAL EDITION (EXPANDED)
  export const roastDatabase = {
    // MASSACHUSETTS
    massachusetts: {
        "Massachusetts: Where clam chowder is a religion and anyone who adds tomatoes is a heretic.",
        "Let me guess, you've already corrected someone's pronunciation of Worcester today.",
        "From Mass? How many times this week have you mentioned that you went to a 'really good school'?",
 -      "Massachusetts: Where 'wicked' is an adverb and parallel parking means abandoning your car wherever it fits."
 +      "Massachusetts: Where 'wicked' is an adverb and parallel parking means abandoning your car wherever it fits.",
 +      "The state that gave us the Kennedy's and won't let us forget it for five fucking seconds.",
 +      "Massachusetts: Where everyone's Catholic but only goes to church for weddings and funerals.",
 +      "From Mass? You probably own 12 Patriots jerseys but can't throw a spiral.",
 +      "Massachusetts: Where the weather sucks, the roads suck more, but at least you're not Connecticut.",
 +      "The only state where Dropkick Murphys is considered classical music."
      ],
      boston: [
        "Boston? The city that peaked in 1776 and won't shut up about it.",
        "From Boston? How's that vitamin D deficiency from your 300 days of gray weather?",
        "Boston: The only city where people wear shorts in a blizzard and order iced coffee during a nor'easter.",
        "Let me guess, you've spent $500 on Sox tickets this year but complain about rent prices.",
 -      "Boston: Where everyone claims they're 'not racist' while living in the most segregated city in America."
 +      "Boston: Where everyone claims they're 'not racist' while living in the most segregated city in America.",
 +      "The city where everyone's grandfather 'worked on the Big Dig' but it still leaks.",
 +      "Boston: Where gentrification is so bad even the rats need roommates.",
 +      "From Boston? You definitely have strong opinions about which Dunkin' has the best coffee.",
 +      "Boston: The only city where a college degree is a personality trait and everyone has three.",
 +      "Where everyone's 'from Southie' until you ask them which street they grew up on."
+     ]
    },
        "Texas: The only state that spends more on high school football than NASA spends on space exploration.",
        "Let me guess, you drive a truck you've never hauled anything in and wear boots you've never worked in.",
        "Texas: Where 'Don't Mess with Texas' started as an anti-littering campaign but became a personality disorder.",
 -      "From Texas? Must be nice living in a state where BBQ sauce counts as a vegetable."
 +      "From Texas? Must be nice living in a state where BBQ sauce counts as a vegetable.",
 +      "Texas: Where everyone's a cowboy until it's time to do cowboy shit.",
 +      "The state that's one bad winter away from becoming a third-world country.",
 +      "Texas: Where property taxes are higher than California but at least you can shoot your problems.",
 +      "From Texas? Your truck's lift kit costs more than most people's entire cars.",
 +      "Texas: Where 'y'all' is singular, 'all y'all' is plural, and education is optional."
      ],
      austin: [
        "Austin? The city trying so hard to be weird it became basic.",
        "Oh, Austin? Where everyone's a musician/developer/yoga instructor who can't afford to live there anymore.",
        "Austin: Where the slogan should be 'Keep Austin Unaffordable'.",
        "From Austin? How many times today have you mentioned SXSW or ACL?",
 -      "Austin: Portland's less successful cousin wearing a cowboy hat."
 +      "Austin: Portland's less successful cousin wearing a cowboy hat.",
 +      "The city where everyone has a startup idea but works at Indeed.",
 +      "Austin: Where the homeless camps have better views than your $2,500/month studio.",
 +      "From Austin? You definitely own a guitar you can't play and a fixie you can't ride up hills.",
 +      "Austin: The city that gentrified so hard it gentrified itself out of existence.",
 +      "Where 'weird' means having the same tattoo as 50,000 other people."
      ],
      dallas: [
        "Dallas? Where everyone pretends to be an oil tycoon but actually works in insurance.",
        "Dallas: The city that thinks having money is the same as having class.",
        "Let me guess, you're from Dallas but tell people you're from 'North Texas'.",
        "Dallas: Where everyone's a Cowboys fan until they start losing, then suddenly they've 'always been too busy to watch sports'.",
 -      "From Dallas? The only city where people wear suits to BBQ restaurants."
 +      "From Dallas? The only city where people wear suits to BBQ restaurants.",
 +      "Dallas: Where $30,000 millionaires go to pretend they made it.",
 +      "The city that's just Houston with worse food and better PR.",
 +      "Dallas: Where everyone leases a BMW they can't afford to impress people they don't like.",
 +      "From Dallas? Your neighborhood is definitely named something pretentious like 'Lakewood Heights Estates'.",
 +      "Dallas: Fort Worth's embarrassing sibling who went to private school."
      ],
      houston: [
        "Houston? The city built on a swamp and it shows every time it drizzles.",
        "Houston: Where zoning laws are a suggestion and your neighbor's strip club is next to a daycare.",
        "Let me guess, you're from Houston and your personality is 'NASA' and 'diverse food scene'.",
        "Houston: The only city where you need a car to get from your car to the building.",
 -      "From Houston? Where every restaurant is the 'best Vietnamese/Indian/Mexican food outside of Vietnam/India/Mexico' but nobody can agree on BBQ."
 +      "From Houston? Where every restaurant is the 'best Vietnamese/Indian/Mexican food outside of Vietnam/India/Mexico' but nobody can agree on BBQ.",
 +      "Houston: The city that floods in a light mist but everyone still buys houses in flood zones.",
 +      "Where 'Be Someone' is graffitied on a bridge like it's profound philosophy.",
 +      "Houston: Where the air quality is so bad you can taste what neighborhood you're in.",
 +      "From Houston? You definitely have strong opinions about which freeway is the worst.",
 +      "Houston: LA without the beaches, NYC without the culture, Chicago without the architecture."
 +    ],
 +    san_antonio: [
 +      "San Antonio? The city whose entire economy runs on disappointing tourists at the Alamo.",
 +      "From San Antonio? How's it feel living in Austin's fat older brother?",
 +      "San Antonio: Where the River Walk is just a tourist trap with margaritas.",
 +      "Oh, San Antonio? The city that's basically just a big military base with a basketball team.",
 +      "San Antonio: Where everyone's either military, retired military, or married to military.",
 +      "From San Antonio? Let me guess, you think Big Red and barbacoa is a balanced breakfast.",
 +      "San Antonio: The only major city where the obesity rate is higher than the graduation rate.",
 +      "Where Charles Barkley's jokes about your women are actually understated.",
 +      "San Antonio: Mexico's northernmost city that happens to be in Texas.",
 +      "From San Antonio? Your city's biggest achievement is being in that Pee-wee Herman movie.",
 +      "San Antonio: Where 'fitness' means walking from the parking lot to the buffet.",
 +      "The city where everyone claims their grandmother makes the best tamales.",
 +      "San Antonio: Austin without the music, Houston without the jobs, Dallas without the money.",
 +      "From San Antonio? You definitely have diabetes and a Spurs jersey from 2005.",
 +      "San Antonio: Where the heat makes you lazy and the food makes you fat."
+     ]
    },
        "California: Where the fires are annual, the earthquakes are overdue, and everyone pretends it's paradise.",
        "From California? How many times have you said 'I'm not from LA' this week?",
        "California: The only state where people pay $2 million for a house they'll lose in the next mudslide.",
 -      "Oh, California? Where everyone's spiritual but nobody goes to church except for Instagram photos."
 +      "Oh, California? Where everyone's spiritual but nobody goes to church except for Instagram photos.",
 +      "California: Where everyone's an 'influencer' with 327 followers.",
 +      "The state where your yoga mat costs more than most people's rent.",
 +      "California: Where everyone's gluten-free by choice but brain-free by nature.",
 +      "From California? You definitely have opinions about which freeway is slightly less terrible.",
 +      "California: The only state that's literally and figuratively on fire."
      ],
      los_angeles: [
        "LA? The city where everyone's an actor/model/influencer but actually works at Starbucks.",
        "LA: Where everyone's on a diet but the city runs on In-N-Out and Mexican food.",
        "Oh, LA? The city where people take meetings about taking meetings about maybe taking a meeting.",
        "Los Angeles: Where your car is nicer than your apartment and your Instagram is nicer than your life.",
 -      "From LA? Let me guess, you're 'between projects' which is LA speak for unemployed."
 +      "From LA? Let me guess, you're 'between projects' which is LA speak for unemployed.",
 +      "LA: Where everyone has a SAG card but nobody has health insurance.",
 +      "The city where 'networking' means doing coke in a bathroom with strangers.",
 +      "Los Angeles: Where the smog is thick, the people are fake, and the dreams are dead.",
 +      "From LA? You definitely have a headshot you can't afford and a manager who doesn't return your calls.",
 +      "LA: The city where everyone's famous for being famous for nothing."
      ],
      san_francisco: [
        "San Francisco? Must be nice coding your way through life while stepping over human feces.",
        "San Francisco: Where 'disrupting' means charging $50 for something that used to cost $5.",
        "Oh, SF? Where the hills are steep but not as steep as the rent.",
        "San Francisco: The only city where a million dollars makes you middle class.",
 -      "From San Francisco? Let me guess, you work in tech but you're 'not like other tech bros'."
 +      "From San Francisco? Let me guess, you work in tech but you're 'not like other tech bros'.",
 +      "SF: Where the homeless have better tents than your apartment.",
 +      "The city that gentrified so hard it gentrified out everyone interesting.",
 +      "San Francisco: Where everyone's a vegan who secretly eats meat.",
 +      "From SF? You definitely have a therapist, a life coach, and crippling anxiety.",
 +      "SF: The city where everyone's progressive until it affects their property values."
      ],
      san_diego: [
        "San Diego? It's like LA's boring younger brother who goes to bed at 9 PM.",
        "San Diego: Where people are so chill they forgot to develop a personality.",
        "Let me guess, you're from San Diego and you've already mentioned it's '72 and sunny' today.",
        "San Diego: The only city that makes watching paint dry seem culturally enriching.",
 -      "From San Diego? The city where 'keeping it casual' became a terminal condition."
 +      "From San Diego? The city where 'keeping it casual' became a terminal condition.",
 +      "San Diego: Where the zoo is more interesting than the people.",
 +      "The city where everyone surfs but nobody actually catches waves.",
 +      "San Diego: Where Comic-Con is the only interesting thing that happens all year.",
 +      "From San Diego? You definitely wear flip-flops to formal events.",
 +      "San Diego: Tijuana's boring neighbor who calls the cops on parties."
 +    ],
 +    oakland: [
 +      "Oakland? SF's younger sibling who actually has street cred but nobody respects.",
 +      "From Oakland? How's it feel being San Francisco's parking lot?",
 +      "Oakland: Where gentrification and crime are in a constant battle for dominance.",
 +      "Oh, Oakland? The city that's 'up and coming' for the past 30 years.",
 +      "Oakland: Where everyone claims it's better than SF but secretly wishes they could afford SF.",
 +      "From Oakland? Let me guess, you tell people you're 'from the Bay Area'.",
 +      "Oakland: Where the Raiders left, the Warriors left, but the crime stayed loyal.",
 +      "The city where every neighborhood is either gentrified or terrifying, no in-between.",
 +      "Oakland: Where white people pay $3000/month to live somewhere their parents would have been scared to drive through.",
 +      "From Oakland? You definitely have opinions about which taco truck is 'authentic'.",
 +      "Oakland: Berkeley's less educated, more dangerous cousin.",
 +      "Where everyone's an 'artist' but really just sells weed.",
 +      "Oakland: The city where your rent money goes to a landlord in China.",
 +      "From Oakland? You probably moved there 2 years ago and now gatekeep who's a 'real' Oakland resident.",
 +      "Oakland: Where the lake smells like sewage but people still jog around it pretending it's nice."
+     ]
    },
        "New York: Where 'I'll be there in 5 minutes' means 30 minutes minimum.",
        "From New York? How many times have you told someone you're from New York in the last hour?",
        "New York: Where everyone's in a rush to wait in line.",
 -      "Let me guess, you're from New York and you think good pizza doesn't exist anywhere else."
 +      "Let me guess, you're from New York and you think good pizza doesn't exist anywhere else.",
 +      "New York: Where everyone hates Times Square but secretly misses it when they leave.",
 +      "The state that gave us Trump and still acts superior to everyone else.",
 +      "New York: Where being an asshole is considered 'keeping it real'.",
 +      "From New York? You definitely judge every city by how late the bars stay open.",
 +      "New York: The only state where 'upstate' means anything north of the Bronx."
      ],
      nyc: [
        "NYC? Let me guess, you've mentioned you're from New York within 5 minutes of every conversation you've ever had.",
        "Oh, NYC? Where 'I know a place' means a 45-minute subway ride to wait in line for 2 hours.",
        "New York City: Where people are too busy to be happy but have plenty of time to tell you about it.",
        "From NYC? Let me guess, you can't sleep without sirens and think trees are suspicious.",
 -      "NYC: The city where everyone's networking but nobody has actual friends."
 +      "NYC: The city where everyone's networking but nobody has actual friends.",
 +      "Where 'I'm walking here!' is the city motto and also the only traffic law.",
 +      "NYC: Where everyone's from somewhere else but acts like they built the place.",
 +      "From NYC? You definitely have strong opinions about pizza and absolutely no cooking skills.",
 +      "NYC: The city where a fire escape counts as outdoor space and a closet counts as a bedroom.",
 +      "Where everyone's 5 minutes away from a mental breakdown but calls it 'the grind'."
      ],
      brooklyn: [
        "Brooklyn? Oh, you were into it before it was cool, right?",
        "Brooklyn: Manhattan's hipster overflow tank.",
        "Let me guess, you live in Brooklyn and your personality is 'I don't live in Manhattan'.",
        "Brooklyn: Where gentrification is a spectator sport.",
 -      "From Brooklyn? The borough where everyone has a 'vintage' something they bought last week."
 +      "From Brooklyn? The borough where everyone has a 'vintage' something they bought last week.",
 +      "Brooklyn: Where every white person has a Black Lives Matter sign but calls the cops on their neighbors.",
 +      "The borough where everyone's writing a novel that's just thinly veiled autobiography.",
 +      "Brooklyn: Where millennials go to complain about millennials.",
 +      "From Brooklyn? You definitely take photos of your food and call it 'content creation'.",
 +      "Brooklyn: Where the L train is always fucked and so is your rent."
      ],
      queens: [
        "Queens? The borough that everyone forgets exists until they need to catch a flight.",
        "Queens: Where the food is incredible but good luck getting your Manhattan friends to visit.",
        "The borough where you can get authentic everything except authentic New York respect.",
        "Queens: Where 'diversity' means your landlord speaks a different language than your neighbor.",
 -      "From Queens? The only borough honest enough to be named after royalty it'll never have."
 +      "From Queens? The only borough honest enough to be named after royalty it'll never have.",
 +      "Queens: Where everyone's 'about to move to Brooklyn' for the past 10 years.",
 +      "The borough that's just Long Island in denial.",
 +      "Queens: Where Flushing is ironically the shittiest neighborhood name for the best food.",
 +      "From Queens? You definitely have a 45-minute commute to a job that pays like you live in Ohio.",
 +      "Queens: Manhattan's storage unit for immigrants and airports."
 +    ],
 +    buffalo: [
 +      "Buffalo? The city that makes Detroit look optimistic.",
 +      "From Buffalo? How's that lake effect depression treating you?",
 +      "Buffalo: Where the wings are good but everything else is terrible.",
 +      "Oh, Buffalo? The city whose greatest achievement is proximity to Canada.",
 +      "Buffalo: Where young people go to die and old people go to wait it out.",
 +      "From Buffalo? Let me guess, you have strong opinions about ranch vs blue cheese.",
 +      "Buffalo: The only city where winning one playoff game causes riots.",
 +      "Where the weather is shit, the economy is shit, but hey, at least housing is cheap shit.",
 +      "Buffalo: Cleveland without the charm.",
 +      "From Buffalo? You definitely own multiple tables for bills tailgating.",
 +      "Buffalo: Where 'spicy' means Frank's RedHot on everything.",
 +      "The city that peaked when McKinley got shot there.",
 +      "Buffalo: Where everyone's an alcoholic but they call it 'handling winter'.",
 +      "From Buffalo? Your city's main export is depressed college graduates.",
 +      "Buffalo: Proof that God has abandoned New York State."
+     ]
    },
        "Florida: The only state that gets weirder the further north you go.",
        "Let me guess, you're from Florida and your hobbies include hurricane parties and meth.",
        "Florida: Where 'winter' is when you can open your windows for 3 days.",
 -      "From Florida? The state where flip-flops are formal wear and teeth are optional."
 +      "From Florida? The state where flip-flops are formal wear and teeth are optional.",
 +      "Florida: Where the beaches are beautiful and the people are terrifying.",
 +      "The state that's just a retirement home with a meth lab in the garage.",
 +      "Florida: Where everyone's on bath salts, including the alligators.",
 +      "From Florida? You definitely have a DUI and an alligator story.",
 +      "Florida: God's waiting room with a Disney World gift shop."
      ],
      miami: [
        "Miami? The city where everyone pretends to be rich on Instagram but lives with 6 roommates.",
        "Miami: The only city where people wear designer everything to shop at Ross.",
        "Let me guess, you're from Miami and you've never been north of Palm Beach.",
        "Miami: Where everyone drives a luxury car but lives with their parents.",
 -      "From Miami? The city where being on time means showing up an hour late."
 +      "From Miami? The city where being on time means showing up an hour late.",
 +      "Miami: Where cocaine is a food group and everyone's uncle is 'connected'.",
 +      "The city where plastic surgery is a high school graduation gift.",
 +      "Miami: Cuba's most expensive suburb.",
 +      "From Miami? You definitely can't swim but own a boat.",
 +      "Miami: Where everyone's in real estate but nobody owns property."
      ],
      orlando: [
        "Orlando? Oh, you mean Disney's parking lot?",
        "Orlando: Where the real magic is surviving on a Disney Cast Member salary.",
        "The city where everyone's either serving tourists or trying to escape them.",
        "Orlando: Where 'culture' means which chain restaurant to eat at after Disney.",
 -      "From Orlando? The only city where grown adults fight about which Harry Potter house they're in."
 +      "From Orlando? The only city where grown adults fight about which Harry Potter house they're in.",
 +      "Orlando: Where I-4 is scarier than any theme park ride.",
 +      "The city that's just a swamp with gift shops.",
 +      "Orlando: Where everyone's ex works at Universal.",
 +      "From Orlando? You definitely have annual passes you can't afford.",
 +      "Orlando: The city that exists solely to separate tourists from their money."
      ],
      tampa: [
        "Tampa? Jacksonville's trashy sister with a strip club addiction.",
        "Tampa: The only city where Ybor City is considered 'culture'.",
        "Let me guess, you're from Tampa and your personality is 'boats and Buccaneers'.",
        "Tampa: Where the humidity is so thick you need gills to breathe.",
 -      "From Tampa? The city where everyone acts like they're from Miami but shops at Walmart."
 +      "From Tampa? The city where everyone acts like they're from Miami but shops at Walmart.",
 +      "Tampa: Strip mall capital of Florida, which is saying something.",
 +      "Where 'nightlife' means getting drunk at a chain restaurant.",
 +      "Tampa: St. Petersburg's ugly sibling across the bridge.",
 +      "From Tampa? You definitely have a boat you use twice a year.",
 +      "Tampa: Where the only culture is bacterial."
 +    ],
 +    jacksonville: [
 +      "Jacksonville? The city so boring even Florida Man avoids it.",
 +      "From Jacksonville? How's it feel living in Georgia's toilet?",
 +      "Jacksonville: The largest city nobody's ever heard of.",
 +      "Oh, Jacksonville? The city whose biggest claim to fame is being large and terrible.",
 +      "Jacksonville: Where culture goes to die.",
 +      "From Jacksonville? The only city that makes the rest of Florida look sophisticated.",
 +      "Jacksonville: Military bases and meth labs as far as the eye can see.",
 +      "Where everyone's either Navy or wishes they were somewhere else.",
 +      "Jacksonville: The city that somehow makes Orlando look cosmopolitan.",
 +      "From Jacksonville? You definitely tell people you're from 'North Florida' or 'near the Georgia border'.",
 +      "Jacksonville: Where the Jaguars are terrible but still the best thing about the city.",
 +      "The city that's just a giant suburb with no actual city.",
 +      "Jacksonville: Where dreams go to get a DUI.",
 +      "From Jacksonville? Your city is what happens when a truck stop becomes self-aware.",
 +      "Jacksonville: Proof that not all of Florida can be fun."
 +    ]
 +  },
++
 +  // COLORADO
 +  colorado: {
 +    generic: [
 +      "Colorado? Where everyone's a 'native' who moved there 3 years ago.",
 +      "From Colorado? Let me guess, you hike, ski, and smoke weed - how original.",
 +      "Colorado: Where the altitude is high and so is everyone else.",
 +      "Oh, Colorado? The state where everyone's outdoorsy on Instagram but actually works in a cubicle.",
 +      "Colorado: Where Subarus roam free and Patagonia is formal wear.",
 +      "From Colorado? How many times today have you mentioned you're a native?",
 +      "Colorado: The only state where people brag about traffic being 'not as bad as LA'.",
 +      "Where everyone has a 14er sticker but half can't even run a mile.",
 +      "Colorado: Where craft beer is a personality and everyone has the same one.",
 +      "From Colorado? You definitely have a dog that goes to breweries more than most people.",
 +      "Colorado: California's overflow parking lot.",
 +      "The state where 'Native' bumper stickers are made in China.",
 +      "Colorado: Where everyone complains about transplants while being one.",
 +      "From Colorado? Your entire identity is elevation and THC percentage.",
 +      "Colorado: Where the mountains are beautiful and the people are insufferable."
 +    ],
 +    denver: [
 +      "Denver? The city where everyone's a transplant but hates other transplants.",
 +      "From Denver? How's that 'mile high' personality working out at sea level?",
 +      "Denver: Where the dating scene is so bad it has its own support groups.",
 +      "Oh, Denver? The city that's just Dallas with mountains in the background.",
 +      "Denver: Where everyone's either in tech, weed, or pretending to be outdoorsy.",
 +      "From Denver? Let me guess, you moved there for the 'lifestyle' and now can't afford it.",
 +      "Denver: The only city where people wear ski gear to brunch.",
 +      "Where 'Menver' isn't just a nickname, it's a warning.",
 +      "Denver: Where everyone has a startup idea but works at a dispensary.",
 +      "From Denver? You definitely own hiking boots you've used twice.",
 +      "Denver: Where the beer flows like water and tastes about the same.",
 +      "The city where everyone's 'outdoorsy' but drives everywhere.",
 +      "Denver: Boulder's less successful, more stoned sibling.",
 +      "From Denver? Your neighborhood was 'up and coming' when you moved in and still is.",
 +      "Denver: Where the air is thin and so are the personalities."
 +    ],
 +    boulder: [
 +      "Boulder? The city where trust funds go to do yoga.",
 +      "From Boulder? How's it feel living in California's most expensive suburb that happens to be in Colorado?",
 +      "Boulder: Where everyone's enlightened but nobody can afford rent.",
 +      "Oh, Boulder? The city where white people with dreadlocks lecture you about privilege.",
 +      "Boulder: Where your barista has a PhD and your Uber driver has a startup.",
 +      "From Boulder? Let me guess, you're 'spiritual but not religious' and gluten-free by choice.",
 +      "Boulder: The only city where people run marathons for fun and judge you for driving.",
 +      "Where everyone's a Buddhist until someone takes their parking spot.",
 +      "Boulder: Where rich kids go to cosplay as hippies.",
 +      "From Boulder? You definitely own $300 yoga pants to sit in a coffee shop.",
 +      "Boulder: Where everyone's saving the world but can't save enough for rent.",
 +      "The city where diversity means different shades of white.",
 +      "Boulder: Where your dog eats better than most Americans.",
 +      "From Boulder? Your idea of struggle is when Whole Foods runs out of kombucha.",
 +      "Boulder: Proof that money can't buy self-awareness."
 +    ],
 +    colorado_springs: [
 +      "Colorado Springs? Where the military meets meth in God's country.",
 +      "From Colorado Springs? How's it feel living in Colorado's most confused city?",
 +      "Colorado Springs: Where mega churches and military bases fight for dominance.",
 +      "Oh, Colorado Springs? The city that can't decide if it's Alabama or Colorado.",
 +      "Colorado Springs: Where everyone's either enlisted, evangelical, or on drugs.",
 +      "From Colorado Springs? Let me guess, you're stationed there and can't wait to leave.",
 +      "Colorado Springs: Denver's conservative embarrassment.",
 +      "Where Focus on the Family meets focused on getting high.",
 +      "Colorado Springs: The only city where you need both a Bible and a bong.",
 +      "From Colorado Springs? You definitely have opinions about which mega church is least culty.",
 +      "Colorado Springs: Where the mountains are pretty but the people are ugly.",
 +      "The city that proves you can have legal weed and still be boring.",
 +      "Colorado Springs: Where everyone's wife sells essential oils.",
 +      "From Colorado Springs? Your city is just a giant strip mall with a nice view.",
 +      "Colorado Springs: Because someone had to make Denver look progressive."
+     ]
    },
        "Washington: The only state where people brag about not seeing the sun for months.",
        "Where everyone's either in tech, pretending to be in tech, or complaining about tech.",
        "Washington: Where 'nice weather' means it's only drizzling.",
 -      "From Washington? The state where everyone's hiking profile pic is from the one sunny day last year."
 +      "From Washington? The state where everyone's hiking profile pic is from the one sunny day last year.",
 +      "Washington: Where the Seattle Freeze isn't about the weather.",
 +      "The state where everyone's 'polite' but nobody's actually nice.",
 +      "Washington: Where depression is a personality trait.",
 +      "From Washington? You definitely own 17 rain jackets but refuse to use an umbrella.",
 +      "Washington: Oregon's more successful but equally miserable sibling."
      ],
      seattle: [
        "Seattle? The city where the Seattle Freeze isn't about the weather.",
        "Seattle: The city where everyone's depressed but too polite to mention it.",
        "Where passive-aggressive is the only form of communication.",
        "Seattle: Where everyone's 'outdoorsy' but hasn't left their neighborhood in months.",
 -      "From Seattle? The only city where people apologize for the weather like they control it."
 +      "From Seattle? The only city where people apologize for the weather like they control it.",
 +      "Seattle: Where the homeless camps have better views than your apartment.",
 +      "The city that ruined coffee for the rest of America.",
 +      "Seattle: Where everyone has a therapist but nobody has friends.",
 +      "From Seattle? You definitely own a Subaru you can't parallel park.",
 +      "Seattle: San Francisco without the weather or personality."
 +    ],
 +    spokane: [
 +      "Spokane? Seattle's meth-head cousin that everyone pretends doesn't exist.",
 +      "From Spokane? How's it feel being Washington's most forgettable city?",
 +      "Spokane: Where people go when they can't afford Seattle but still want to be disappointed.",
 +      "Oh, Spokane? The city that makes Tacoma look cosmopolitan.",
 +      "Spokane: Idaho's parking lot.",
 +      "From Spokane? Let me guess, you tell people you're from 'Eastern Washington'.",
 +      "Spokane: Where the biggest event is when someone famous drives through without stopping.",
 +      "The city where meth heads and Mormons live in perfect harmony.",
 +      "Spokane: Proof that not everywhere in Washington is worth visiting.",
 +      "From Spokane? Your city is what happens when a truck stop gets ambitious.",
 +      "Spokane: Where dreams go to develop substance abuse problems.",
 +      "The city that exists solely to make people appreciate Seattle.",
 +      "Spokane: Where the most culture you'll find is in the yogurt aisle.",
 +      "From Spokane? You definitely have a lifted truck and a criminal record.",
 +      "Spokane: Because Eastern Washington needed a capital of sadness."
 +    ]
 +  },
++
 +  oregon: {
 +    generic: [
 +      "Oregon? The state where everyone's weird but in the exact same way.",
 +      "From Oregon? Let me guess, you're quirky, outdoorsy, and totally not like other states.",
 +      "Oregon: Where Californians go to ruin another state.",
 +      "Oh, Oregon? The state that's just Washington's hipster younger sibling.",
 +      "Oregon: Where everyone's progressive until it comes to Black people living there.",
 +      "From Oregon? How's that legal weed and casual racism combo working out?",
 +      "Oregon: The only state founded on the principle of being whites-only and it shows.",
 +      "Where everyone recycles but nobody showers.",
 +      "Oregon: Where flannel is fancy and deodorant is optional.",
 +      "From Oregon? You definitely have strong opinions about IPAs and weak opinions about diversity.",
 +      "Oregon: California's overflow tank for white people with dreadlocks.",
 +      "The state where 'Keep It Weird' means 'Keep It White'.",
 +      "Oregon: Where everyone's an environmentalist who drives everywhere.",
 +      "From Oregon? Your personality is either 'Portland' or 'not Portland'.",
 +      "Oregon: Proof that you can be progressive and backwards at the same time."
 +    ],
 +    portland: [
 +      "Portland? The city where young people go to retire.",
 +      "From Portland? How's that artisanal unemployment treating you?",
 +      "Portland: Where everyone's a barista with a master's degree.",
 +      "Oh, Portland? The city where 'weird' means having the same tattoos as everyone else.",
 +      "Portland: Where the dream of the 90s went to develop a heroin problem.",
 +      "From Portland? Let me guess, you bike everywhere and judge people who don't.",
 +      "Portland: The only city where homeless camps have better coffee than most cities.",
 +      "Where everyone's in a polyamorous relationship with disappointment.",
 +      "Portland: Where your bartender has a PhD and your Uber driver is in three bands.",
 +      "From Portland? You definitely waited 2 hours for brunch and posted about it.",
 +      "Portland: Where everyone's unique in the exact same way.",
 +      "The city where protesting is a hobby and employment is optional.",
 +      "Portland: Where strip clubs per capita outnumber jobs.",
 +      "From Portland? Your city is what happens when a liberal arts college becomes sentient.",
 +      "Portland: Proof that you can put a bird on it but you can't put a job on it."
+     ]
    },
        "Illinois: The only state where 'voting early and often' is a tradition.",
        "Where everyone claims they're from Chicago even if they're 3 hours away.",
        "Illinois: Proof that you can't run a state on corruption and soybeans alone.",
 -      "From Illinois? The state where everyone's moving to but nobody admits why."
 +      "From Illinois? The state where everyone's moving to but nobody admits why.",
 +      "Illinois: Where the weather sucks, the politics suck more, and the roads suck most.",
 +      "The state that makes Wisconsin look well-run.",
 +      "Illinois: Where property taxes are higher than the Willis Tower.",
 +      "From Illinois? You definitely have opinions about which suburb is 'basically Chicago'.",
 +      "Illinois: Because someone had to make Indiana look good."
      ],
      chicago: [
        "Chicago? The city that puts ketchup on hot dogs and calls it culture.",
        "Chicago: New York's insecure younger brother with worse weather.",
        "The city where 'mild corruption' is considered progress.",
        "Chicago: Where everyone claims their neighborhood is 'up-and-coming' while dodging bullets.",
 -      "From Chicago? The only city where people brag about surviving the weather like it's an achievement."
 +      "From Chicago? The only city where people brag about surviving the weather like it's an achievement.",
 +      "Chicago: Where the murder rate is high but the pizza standards are low.",
 +      "The city that thinks putting meat in a dish makes it pizza.",
 +      "Chicago: Where everyone's from the 'Southside' until you ask which part.",
 +      "From Chicago? You definitely own a Cubs jersey but can't name five current players.",
 +      "Chicago: LA's weather with Detroit's crime rate."
 +    ]
 +  },
++
 +  michigan: {
 +    generic: [
 +      "Michigan? The state shaped like a mitten because it's cold as fuck.",
 +      "From Michigan? How's that lead-flavored water treating you?",
 +      "Michigan: Where the economy left with the auto industry.",
 +      "Oh, Michigan? The state where potholes have potholes.",
 +      "Michigan: Where everyone shows you where they live on their hand like that's normal.",
 +      "From Michigan? Let me guess, you have strong opinions about Ohio and weak job prospects.",
 +      "Michigan: The only state where 'going up north' is a personality.",
 +      "Where everyone's either unemployed or works for whatever's left of Ford.",
 +      "Michigan: Ohio's equally depressing neighbor.",
 +      "From Michigan? You definitely have a cottage 'up north' that's just a shack by a mosquito farm.",
 +      "Michigan: Where the roads are bad, the water's worse, and the economy's worst.",
 +      "The state where celebrating a functional government would be premature.",
 +      "Michigan: Because someone had to make Ohio feel better about itself.",
 +      "From Michigan? Your state is just Canada's ashtray.",
 +      "Michigan: Where hope goes to rust."
 +    ],
 +    detroit: [
 +      "Detroit? The city that makes Mad Max look like a documentary.",
 +      "From Detroit? How's it feel living in America's biggest abandoned building?",
 +      "Detroit: Where you can buy a house for the price of a VCR.",
 +      "Oh, Detroit? The city whose main export is depression.",
 +      "Detroit: Where 'gentrification' means one working streetlight.",
 +      "From Detroit? Let me guess, you tell people about that one nice neighborhood.",
 +      "Detroit: The only city where urban explorers outnumber residents.",
 +      "Where 'Can't have shit in Detroit' isn't a meme, it's a lifestyle.",
 +      "Detroit: What happens when a city gives up.",
 +      "From Detroit? You definitely have a concealed carry permit and a escape plan.",
 +      "Detroit: Where the Renaissance Center is ironic.",
 +      "The city where Robocop was an optimistic portrayal.",
 +      "Detroit: Cleveland without the charm.",
 +      "From Detroit? Your city's biggest achievement is making Flint look good.",
 +      "Detroit: Proof that rock bottom has a basement."
+     ]
    },
        "Canada: The country whose greatest achievement is not being America.",
        "Where the national sport is apologizing and the national food is gravy on fries.",
        "Canada: America's attic where we store all the nice people.",
 -      "From Canada? Let me guess, you've already said 'sorry' three times today."
 +      "From Canada? Let me guess, you've already said 'sorry' three times today.",
 +      "Canada: Where the money is plastic and so is the personality.",
 +      "The country that's just America with training wheels.",
 +      "Canada: Where everyone's so polite they elected a drama teacher.",
 +      "From Canada? Your country is just snow Mexico.",
 +      "Canada: Because America needed a storage unit."
      ],
      toronto: [
        "Toronto? The city desperately trying to be New York but with more apologies.",
        "Toronto: The city that thinks having a CN Tower makes it worldclass.",
        "Where 'diversity' means different types of Tim Hortons.",
        "Toronto: New York's boring cousin who went to business school.",
 -      "From Toronto? The only city that makes Vancouver look exciting."
 +      "From Toronto? The only city that makes Vancouver look exciting.",
 +      "Toronto: Where everyone works in finance but pretends they're creative.",
 +      "The city where 'culture' means which Drake song is playing.",
 +      "Toronto: Chicago without the personality or good pizza.",
 +      "From Toronto? You definitely tell Americans you're from 'basically New York'.",
 +      "Toronto: Proof that being big doesn't make you interesting."
      ],
      vancouver: [
        "Vancouver? Where the mountains are beautiful and the people can't afford to look at them.",
        "Vancouver: Where the sushi is great but you'll never own property.",
        "The most beautiful city you'll never be able to afford.",
        "Vancouver: Where everyone's liberal until you mention bike lanes.",
 -      "From Vancouver? Let me guess, you do yoga and your rent is 90% of your income."
 +      "From Vancouver? Let me guess, you do yoga and your rent is 90% of your income.",
 +      "Vancouver: Where the homeless have better drugs than the housed.",
 +      "The city where 'No Fun City' isn't a joke, it's a promise.",
 +      "Vancouver: Hong Kong's most expensive suburb.",
 +      "From Vancouver? You definitely have seasonal depression and a weed prescription for it.",
 +      "Vancouver: Proof that natural beauty can't make up for a shit personality."
 +    ],
 +    montreal: [
 +      "Montreal? The city that thinks speaking French makes it European.",
 +      "From Montreal? How's that superiority complex in two languages?",
 +      "Montreal: Where everyone's rude in French and English.",
 +      "Oh, Montreal? The city that's just Paris with worse weather and poutine.",
 +      "Montreal: Where the roads have more holes than Swiss cheese.",
 +      "From Montreal? Let me guess, you correct people's pronunciation of 'Montreal'.",
 +      "Montreal: The only city where you need to be bilingual to be unemployed.",
 +      "Where every conversation is a language politics debate.",
 +      "Montreal: Toronto's more pretentious, less successful sibling.",
 +      "From Montreal? You definitely smoke cigarettes and think it makes you sophisticated.",
 +      "Montreal: Where the strip clubs outnumber the job opportunities.",
 +      "The city where construction is a season that lasts all year.",
 +      "Montreal: Because Quebec needed a city as difficult as its people.",
 +      "From Montreal? Your city is what happens when France and Detroit have a baby.",
 +      "Montreal: Where everyone's an artist but nobody's making art."
+     ]
    },
        "The UK: Where everyone's either posh or pretending to be.",
        "Where complaining about weather is the national sport.",
        "The UK: Desperately clinging to relevance like the last person at a party.",
 -      "From Britain? How's that 'special relationship' with America where we clearly don't think about you?"
 +      "From Britain? How's that 'special relationship' with America where we clearly don't think about you?",
 +      "The UK: Where bad teeth is somehow still a personality trait.",
 +      "Your country is just America's elderly parent in a nursing home.",
 +      "The UK: Where everyone's depressed but too polite to mention it.",
 +      "From the UK? You lost an empire and gained a drinking problem.",
 +      "Britain: The country that Brexit'd itself into irrelevance."
      ],
      london: [
        "London? Where it costs £5 to breathe and the sun is just a myth parents tell their children.",
        "London: Where the history is ancient and the prices are from the future.",
        "The city where 'affordable housing' is a comedy genre.",
        "London: Where everyone's worldly but can't point to Wales on a map.",
 -      "From London? The only city where people pay millions to live in a shoebox and call it 'charming'."
 +      "From London? The only city where people pay millions to live in a shoebox and call it 'charming'.",
 +      "London: Where the fog is gone but the depression remains.",
 +      "The city where everyone's in finance but pretends they're in 'consultancy'.",
 +      "London: Where knife crime is so bad, even the food is stabbing you.",
 +      "From London? You definitely complain about tourists while being one everywhere else.",
 +      "London: Proof that money can't buy sunshine or happiness."
 +    ],
 +    manchester: [
 +      "Manchester? London's cheaper, rainier, more depressing cousin.",
 +      "From Manchester? How's it feel being the Detroit of England?",
 +      "Manchester: Where the music scene peaked in the 80s and so did everything else.",
 +      "Oh, Manchester? The city whose greatest achievement is not being Liverpool.",
 +      "Manchester: Where everyone's either a Man U or Man City fan with no personality beyond that.",
 +      "From Manchester? Let me guess, you tell people you're from 'basically London'.",
 +      "Manchester: The city where rain is a personality trait.",
 +      "Where everyone thinks they're hard but cries about London prices.",
 +      "Manchester: Proof that the Industrial Revolution was a mistake.",
 +      "From Manchester? You definitely own a Stone Roses album you've never listened to.",
 +      "Manchester: Where 'Madchester' is dead but nobody told the locals.",
 +      "The city where everyone's 'proper buzzin' about mediocrity.",
 +      "Manchester: Because Northern England needed a capital of sadness.",
 +      "From Manchester? Your accent makes you sound like you're permanently drunk.",
 +      "Manchester: What happens when you give up on life but still need somewhere to live."
+     ]
    },
        "Australia: British Texas with better beaches and worse internet.",
        "Where everything's trying to kill you except the healthcare system.",
        "Australia: Proof that Britain used to just dump their problems on islands.",
 -      "From Australia? The only country where 'deadly' is a compliment."
 +      "From Australia? The only country where 'deadly' is a compliment.",
 +      "Australia: Where casual racism is a national sport.",
 +      "The country that's just a desert with a drinking problem.",
 +      "Australia: Where 'cultured' means you've been to Bali.",
 +      "From Australia? Your entire culture is barbecues and casual alcoholism.",
 +      "Australia: The Florida of continents."
      ],
      sydney: [
        "Sydney? Melbourne's attention-seeking sibling with an opera house.",
        "Sydney: Where everyone's a 'property investor' living with their parents.",
        "Beautiful beaches, ugly attitudes.",
        "Sydney: Where the coffee's good but Melbourne's is better and everyone knows it.",
 -      "From Sydney? The city where 'culture' means which beach you go to."
 +      "From Sydney? The city where 'culture' means which beach you go to.",
 +      "Sydney: Where the Opera House is the only culture you'll find.",
 +      "The city where everyone's superficial and the harbor's not even that nice.",
 +      "Sydney: Australia's most American city and that's not a compliment.",
 +      "From Sydney? You definitely can't swim but Instagram at the beach.",
 +      "Sydney: Proof that natural beauty can't fix a shit personality."
      ],
      melbourne: [
        "Melbourne? The city that won't shut up about its coffee and laneways.",
        "Melbourne: The city where everyone's in a band no one's heard of.",
        "Where wearing black is mandatory and smiling is optional.",
        "Melbourne: Portland before Portland was Portland.",
 -      "From Melbourne? The only city where being pretentious is considered authentic."
 +      "From Melbourne? The only city where being pretentious is considered authentic.",
 +      "Melbourne: Where the coffee's good but the people are bitter.",
 +      "The city where 'culture' means knowing which laneway has the best graffiti.",
 +      "Melbourne: Proof that being alternative is just another form of conformity.",
 +      "From Melbourne? You definitely have opinions about coffee temperature.",
 +      "Melbourne: Where everyone's depressed but at least the coffee's good."
 +    ],
 +    brisbane: [
 +      "Brisbane? Sydney and Melbourne's boring cousin who nobody invites to parties.",
 +      "From Brisbane? How's it feel living in Australia's waiting room?",
 +      "Brisbane: Where the weather's nice but that's literally it.",
 +      "Oh, Brisbane? The city that makes Adelaide look exciting.",
 +      "Brisbane: Where everyone's either a bogan or pretending they're from Sydney.",
 +      "From Brisbane? Let me guess, you tell people you're from 'near the Gold Coast'.",
 +      "Brisbane: The city that exists because Australia needed a capital of mediocrity.",
 +      "Where the river's brown and so are the people's teeth.",
 +      "Brisbane: Proof that perfect weather can't fix a boring personality.",
 +      "From Brisbane? You definitely have a Southern Cross tattoo you regret.",
 +      "Brisbane: Where culture goes to die in the humidity.",
 +      "The city where XXXX is considered craft beer.",
 +      "Brisbane: Gold Coast's ugly older sibling.",
 +      "From Brisbane? Your city is what happens when a suburb gets delusions of grandeur.",
 +      "Brisbane: Because even Australia needs a place to be boring."
 +    ]
 +  },
++
 +  // PENNSYLVANIA (PREVIOUSLY ADDED)
 +  pennsylvania: {
 +    generic: [
 +      "Pennsylvania? Where the state bird is a pothole and the state flower is road rage.",
 +      "From Pennsylvania? How’s living in a state that’s just Ohio with worse sports teams?",
 +      "Pennsylvania: Where the history is rich, but the economy is poorer than a church mouse.",
 +      "Oh, Pennsylvania? The state that’s half Philly cheesesteak and half Amish buggy.",
 +      "Pennsylvania: Where the weather can’t decide if it’s winter or misery.",
 +      "From PA? Let me guess, you’ve already argued about whether it’s ‘soda’ or ‘pop’ today.",
 +      "Pennsylvania: The only state where coal mines and hipster breweries fight for relevance.",
 +      "Where everyone’s either from Philly, Pittsburgh, or a cornfield haunted by despair.",
 +      "Pennsylvania: Proof that you can have founding fathers and still fail at progress.",
 +      "From Pennsylvania? Your state’s biggest export is disappointment and outdated voter maps."
 +    ],
 +    philadelphia: [
 +      "Philly? The city where throwing batteries at Santa is considered a cultural tradition.",
 +      "From Philadelphia? How’s that brotherly love working out with all the fistfights at Eagles games?",
 +      "Philadelphia: Where the Liberty Bell is cracked and so is the city’s spirit.",
 +      "Oh, Philly? The city that greases poles to stop riots but can’t grease the wheels of progress.",
 +      "Philadelphia: Where every cheesesteak comes with a side of generational trauma.",
 +      "From Philly? Let me guess, you’ve already yelled ‘Go Birds’ at a stranger today.",
 +      "Philly: The only city where grit is both a compliment and a health hazard.",
 +      "Where ‘historic’ just means your infrastructure is falling apart with extra character.",
 +      "Philadelphia: Boston’s angrier, less educated cousin with worse accents.",
 +      "From Philadelphia? Your city’s idea of romance is sharing a hoagie on a stoop."
 +    ],
 +    pittsburgh: [
 +      "Pittsburgh? The city that smells like rust and dreams that died in the 80s.",
 +      "From Pittsburgh? How’s living in a place that’s just Detroit with more bridges?",
 +      "Pittsburgh: Where the steel left, but the depression stayed forever.",
 +      "Oh, Pittsburgh? The city where every sports fan wears black and yellow like a warning label.",
 +      "Pittsburgh: Where the rivers meet, but opportunity flowed away decades ago.",
 +      "From Pittsburgh? Let me guess, you’ve got a ‘yinzer’ accent and zero job prospects.",
 +      "Pittsburgh: The only city where ‘up and coming’ has meant ‘still terrible’ for 30 years.",
 +      "Where every neighborhood is either gentrified or looks like a zombie apocalypse set.",
 +      "Pittsburgh: Cleveland’s slightly less depressing twin with extra inclines.",
 +      "From Pittsburgh? Your city’s biggest flex is surviving winters that would break lesser souls."
 +    ]
 +  },
++
 +  // ARIZONA (PREVIOUSLY ADDED)
 +  arizona: {
 +    generic: [
 +      "Arizona? Where it’s so hot, even the cacti are begging for mercy.",
 +      "From Arizona? How’s living in a state that’s just a retirement home with scorpions?",
 +      "Arizona: Where the Grand Canyon is majestic, but the politics are a gaping void of despair.",
 +      "Oh, Arizona? The state where 110°F is a ‘cool day’ and sanity is optional.",
 +      "Arizona: Where everyone’s either a snowbird or a sunburned regret.",
 +      "From Arizona? Let me guess, you’ve already bragged about not needing a coat in January.",
 +      "Arizona: The only state where water is a myth and denial is a river.",
 +      "Where your backyard is a desert, and your future is just as barren.",
 +      "Arizona: Proof that you can cook an egg on the sidewalk and still mess up elections.",
 +      "From Arizona? Your state’s idea of culture is a gun show with extra tumbleweeds."
 +    ],
 +    phoenix: [
 +      "Phoenix? The city that rises from the ashes just to get scorched again by 120°F heat.",
 +      "From Phoenix? How’s living in a place where the pavement melts your soul before your shoes?",
 +      "Phoenix: Where urban sprawl is an art form, and shade is a luxury item.",
 +      "Oh, Phoenix? The city that’s just a sprawling oven with traffic jams as seasoning.",
 +      "Phoenix: Where everyone’s either escaping winter or escaping reality.",
 +      "From Phoenix? Let me guess, you’ve already complained about monsoon dust storms this week.",
 +      "Phoenix: The only city where ‘dry heat’ is a lie you tell yourself to survive.",
 +      "Where every summer feels like a personal vendetta from the sun itself.",
 +      "Phoenix: Las Vegas’s less fun, more sweaty sibling with no gambling payoff.",
 +      "From Phoenix? Your city’s biggest achievement is not bursting into flames… yet."
 +    ],
 +    tucson: [
 +      "Tucson? The city that’s just Phoenix’s weird, artsy cousin who forgot to leave the 70s.",
 +      "From Tucson? How’s it feel living in Arizona’s forgotten stepchild with extra saguaros?",
 +      "Tucson: Where the heat is oppressive, but the hipster vibes are somehow more suffocating.",
 +      "Oh, Tucson? The city that thinks being ‘quirky’ makes up for being irrelevant.",
 +      "Tucson: Where everyone’s either a college kid or a retiree waiting to expire.",
 +      "From Tucson? Let me guess, you’ve got a tie-dye shirt and a story about a desert rave.",
 +      "Tucson: The only city where ‘culture’ means overpriced tacos and underfunded schools.",
 +      "Where the mountains are pretty, but the job market is uglier than sin.",
 +      "Tucson: Phoenix’s less ambitious sibling who settled for mediocrity and heatstroke.",
 +      "From Tucson? Your city’s claim to fame is being slightly less unbearable than Phoenix."
 +    ]
 +  },
++
 +  // GERMANY (PREVIOUSLY ADDED)
 +  germany: {
 +    generic: [
 +      "Germany? Where efficiency is a religion, but customer service is a sin.",
 +      "From Germany? How’s it feel being the country that’s always sorry for something?",
 +      "Germany: Where the beer is world-class, but the humor is drier than the Sahara.",
 +      "Oh, Germany? The nation that runs like a machine but feels like a bureaucracy.",
 +      "Germany: Where rules are sacred, and smiling is suspicious activity.",
 +      "From Germany? Let me guess, you’ve already corrected someone’s grammar today.",
 +      "Germany: The only country where being on time is a flex, and tardiness is a felony.",
 +      "Where history is heavy, and the guilt is heavier than a Black Forest cake.",
 +      "Germany: Proof that you can engineer everything except a sense of fun.",
 +      "From Germany? Your country’s idea of excitement is a perfectly sorted recycling bin."
 +    ],
 +    berlin: [
 +      "Berlin? The city where being broke is trendy, and rent is a cruel joke.",
 +      "From Berlin? How’s that techno-fueled existential crisis working out?",
 +      "Berlin: Where history collides with hipsters, and both lose miserably.",
 +      "Oh, Berlin? The city that’s cooler than you but won’t let you forget it.",
 +      "Berlin: Where every wall has a story, and every artist has a side hustle.",
 +      "From Berlin? Let me guess, you’ve already name-dropped a club you couldn’t get into.",
 +      "Berlin: The only city where vegan kebabs are a cultural staple, and sleep is optional.",
 +      "Where ‘edgy’ means living in a squat with Wi-Fi and daddy’s credit card.",
 +      "Berlin: Europe’s grungy playground where dreams go to party and die.",
 +      "From Berlin? Your city’s biggest flex is being broke in 17 different languages."
 +    ],
 +    munich: [
 +      "Munich? The city where beer costs less than water, and tradition costs your soul.",
 +      "From Munich? How’s it feel living in Germany’s most expensive theme park?",
 +      "Munich: Where Oktoberfest is a lifestyle, and lederhosen are business casual.",
 +      "Oh, Munich? The city that’s just Bavaria’s cash cow with extra pretzels.",
 +      "Munich: Where everyone’s either a tech bro or a tourist trap victim.",
 +      "From Munich? Let me guess, you’ve already bragged about BMWs and beer tents.",
 +      "Munich: The only city where wealth and kitsch hold hands in perfect harmony.",
 +      "Where ‘culture’ means overpaying for sausage while wearing a silly hat.",
 +      "Munich: Berlin’s posh, boring uncle who thinks fun is overrated.",
 +      "From Munich? Your city’s idea of rebellion is jaywalking in a quiet suburb."
 +    ]
 +  },
++
 +  // JAPAN (PREVIOUSLY ADDED)
 +  japan: {
 +    generic: [
 +      "Japan? Where politeness is mandatory, but personal space is a fantasy.",
 +      "From Japan? How’s living in a country where bowing is an Olympic sport?",
 +      "Japan: Where the tech is futuristic, but the work culture is stuck in the feudal era.",
 +      "Oh, Japan? The nation that gave us sushi and soul-crushing overtime in equal measure.",
 +      "Japan: Where everything’s kawaii until you miss the last train home.",
 +      "From Japan? Let me guess, you’ve already apologized for something that’s not your fault.",
 +      "Japan: The only country where vending machines outnumber human emotions.",
 +      "Where tradition and innovation fight daily, and exhaustion always wins.",
 +      "Japan: Proof that you can be the best at everything and still be miserable.",
 +      "From Japan? Your country’s biggest export is anime and quiet desperation."
 +    ],
 +    tokyo: [
 +      "Tokyo? The city where 38 million people live in perfect, polite chaos.",
 +      "From Tokyo? How’s it feel being packed into a train like a sardine with a salary?",
 +      "Tokyo: Where neon lights shine brighter than any hope for work-life balance.",
 +      "Oh, Tokyo? The city that’s a cyberpunk dystopia with better ramen.",
 +      "Tokyo: Where everyone’s rushing somewhere, but nobody’s actually going anywhere.",
 +      "From Tokyo? Let me guess, you’ve already spent half your paycheck on tiny apartments.",
 +      "Tokyo: The only city where a closet-sized home is a status symbol, not a punishment.",
 +      "Where ‘unique’ means wearing a school uniform at 40 for no reason at all.",
 +      "Tokyo: New York’s overachieving cousin with extra vending machines and less sleep.",
 +      "From Tokyo? Your city’s idea of relaxation is a cat cafe during a 15-minute break."
 +    ],
 +    osaka: [
 +      "Osaka? The city that’s just Tokyo’s louder, hungrier, less polite sibling.",
 +      "From Osaka? How’s it feel living in Japan’s kitchen with extra street food grease?",
 +      "Osaka: Where the humor is sharp, and the takoyaki burns hotter than your regrets.",
 +      "Oh, Osaka? The city that thinks being friendly means roasting you to your face.",
 +      "Osaka: Where everyone’s a comedian, but the punchline is the cost of living.",
 +      "From Osaka? Let me guess, you’ve already argued about who makes better okonomiyaki.",
 +      "Osaka: The only city where street food vendors have more personality than politicians.",
 +      "Where ‘culture’ means deep-frying anything and calling it a delicacy.",
 +      "Osaka: Tokyo’s rowdy little brother who didn’t get the memo about being quiet.",
 +      "From Osaka? Your city’s biggest flex is being the underdog nobody saw coming."
 +    ]
 +  },
++
 +  // GEORGIA (NEW US STATE - SOUTH)
 +  georgia: {
 +    generic: [
 +      "Georgia? Where the peaches are sweet, but the humidity is a bitter slap to the face.",
 +      "From Georgia? How’s living in a state that’s just Florida with more Confederate flags?",
 +      "Georgia: Where Southern hospitality means smiling while judging your every move.",
 +      "Oh, Georgia? The state where it’s 90°F in April and voter suppression is year-round.",
 +      "Georgia: Where sweet tea is a religion, and unsweetened is blasphemy.",
 +      "From Georgia? Let me guess, you’ve already said ‘bless your heart’ as an insult today.",
 +      "Georgia: The only state where traffic jams and church sermons last equally long.",
 +      "Where everyone’s either in Atlanta or pretending they’ve never heard of it.",
 +      "Georgia: Proof that you can have a booming film industry and still mess up elections.",
 +      "From Georgia? Your state’s biggest achievement is being the South’s slightly less embarrassing kid."
 +    ],
 +    atlanta: [
 +      "Atlanta? The city that’s just a giant airport with a side of traffic nightmares.",
 +      "From Atlanta? How’s it feel being the South’s wannabe New York with extra sprawl?",
 +      "Atlanta: Where the hip-hop is fire, but the commute will burn your soul to ash.",
 +      "Oh, Atlanta? The city where ‘Hotlanta’ refers to the heat and the road rage.",
 +      "Atlanta: Where everyone’s either a rapper, a tech bro, or stuck in traffic on I-285.",
 +      "From Atlanta? Let me guess, you’ve already name-dropped a celebrity you’ve never met.",
 +      "Atlanta: The only city where ‘Southern charm’ means cutting you off in a Mercedes.",
 +      "Where gentrification moves faster than the MARTA ever will.",
 +      "Atlanta: Houston’s smaller, louder cousin with worse public transit.",
 +      "From Atlanta? Your city’s biggest flex is hosting the Olympics once and never shutting up about it."
 +    ],
 +    savannah: [
 +      "Savannah? The city that’s just a postcard of mossy trees and haunted regrets.",
 +      "From Savannah? How’s it feel living in Georgia’s creepy, overpriced history museum?",
 +      "Savannah: Where the ghosts are more interesting than the living, and twice as friendly.",
 +      "Oh, Savannah? The city where Southern Gothic isn’t just a vibe, it’s the zoning code.",
 +      "Savannah: Where everyone’s either a tour guide or a tourist who never left.",
 +      "From Savannah? Let me guess, you’ve already told a ghost story to impress someone.",
 +      "Savannah: The only city where ‘charm’ means overcharging for sweet tea and bad accents.",
 +      "Where history is preserved, but progress died on the vine a century ago.",
 +      "Savannah: Charleston’s less pretentious, more humid sibling with extra spirits.",
 +      "From Savannah? Your city’s idea of modern is a trolley tour with Wi-Fi."
 +    ]
 +  },
++
 +  // LOUISIANA (NEW US STATE - SOUTH)
 +  louisiana: {
 +    generic: [
 +      "Louisiana? Where the gumbo is spicy, but the corruption is spicier.",
 +      "From Louisiana? How’s living in a state that’s just a swamp with a drinking problem?",
 +      "Louisiana: Where the Cajun culture is rich, but the infrastructure is dirt poor.",
 +      "Oh, Louisiana? The state where hurricanes hit harder than the reality of your economy.",
 +      "Louisiana: Where every road is a flood zone, and every politician is a scandal waiting to happen.",
 +      "From Louisiana? Let me guess, you’ve already bragged about Mardi Gras like you invented it.",
 +      "Louisiana: The only state where ‘sea level rise’ is a personal threat, not a theory.",
 +      "Where everyone’s either cooking crawfish or cooking the books.",
 +      "Louisiana: Proof that you can have French flair and still be a hot mess.",
 +      "From Louisiana? Your state’s biggest export is jazz and questionable life choices."
 +    ],
 +    new_orleans: [
 +      "New Orleans? The city where the party never stops, but recovery always does.",
 +      "From New Orleans? How’s it feel living in a place that’s half underwater, half under the influence?",
 +      "New Orleans: Where Bourbon Street smells like regret and beignets can’t fix everything.",
 +      "Oh, NOLA? The city where ‘culture’ means jazz funerals for your hopes and dreams.",
 +      "New Orleans: Where everyone’s either a musician or a tourist trap hustler.",
 +      "From New Orleans? Let me guess, you’ve already flashed someone for plastic beads this year.",
 +      "New Orleans: The only city where Katrina is still the elephant in every flooded room.",
 +      "Where ‘resilience’ means rebuilding the same broken levee with extra prayers.",
 +      "New Orleans: Miami’s grittier, drunker cousin with better music.",
 +      "From New Orleans? Your city’s biggest flex is surviving disasters that would break lesser souls."
 +    ],
 +    baton_rouge: [
 +      "Baton Rouge? The city that’s just New Orleans’ boring, bureaucratic sibling.",
 +      "From Baton Rouge? How’s it feel living in Louisiana’s most forgettable capital?",
 +      "Baton Rouge: Where the only thing redder than the stick is the state’s budget deficit.",
 +      "Oh, Baton Rouge? The city that exists to remind you government jobs can be soul-crushing.",
 +      "Baton Rouge: Where everyone’s either at LSU or wishing they were anywhere else.",
 +      "From Baton Rouge? Let me guess, you’ve already tailgated harder than you’ve ever worked.",
 +      "Baton Rouge: The only city where ‘culture’ means overcooked jambalaya at a chain restaurant.",
 +      "Where the river is pretty, but the charm sank to the bottom long ago.",
 +      "Baton Rouge: New Orleans’ less fun, more humid shadow with extra paperwork.",
 +      "From Baton Rouge? Your city’s idea of excitement is a traffic jam on game day."
 +    ]
 +  },
++
 +  // OHIO (NEW US STATE - MIDWEST)
 +  ohio: {
 +    generic: [
 +      "Ohio? Where the only thing flatter than the land is the state’s personality.",
 +      "From Ohio? How’s living in a state that’s just a rest stop between places people actually want to be?",
 +      "Ohio: Where the cornfields are endless, and so is the existential dread.",
 +      "Oh, Ohio? The state where ‘swing state’ means swinging between despair and mediocrity.",
 +      "Ohio: Where everyone’s either a Buckeye fan or a bitter Michigan reject.",
 +      "From Ohio? Let me guess, you’ve already argued about chili on spaghetti like it’s a gourmet debate.",
 +      "Ohio: The only state where ‘industry’ means rusted factories and broken dreams.",
 +      "Where every small town looks the same, and every big city wishes it wasn’t there.",
 +      "Ohio: Proof that you can be in the middle of everything and still mean nothing.",
 +      "From Ohio? Your state’s biggest achievement is being the punchline of Midwest jokes."
 +    ],
 +    cleveland: [
 +      "Cleveland? The city where the river caught fire, and so did any hope for the future.",
 +      "From Cleveland? How’s it feel living in a place that’s just Detroit with worse PR?",
 +      "Cleveland: Where the Browns are a metaphor for every life choice you’ve ever made.",
 +      "Oh, Cleveland? The city that’s ‘up and coming’ since the 1800s and still waiting.",
 +      "Cleveland: Where everyone’s either leaving or stuck in a snowbank of despair.",
 +      "From Cleveland? Let me guess, you’ve already defended the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame like it’s a personality.",
 +      "Cleveland: The only city where ‘waterfront’ means a lake that’s more pollution than water.",
 +      "Where ‘pride’ means rooting for teams that lose harder than your economy.",
 +      "Cleveland: Pittsburgh’s sadder, colder cousin with less steel and more tears.",
 +      "From Cleveland? Your city’s biggest flex is surviving winters and jokes about burning rivers."
 +    ],
 +    cincinnati: [
 +      "Cincinnati? The city that’s just Cleveland’s slightly less depressing sibling.",
 +      "From Cincinnati? How’s it feel living in a place that’s half Ohio, half Kentucky, and all regret?",
 +      "Cincinnati: Where chili on spaghetti is a war crime you call heritage.",
 +      "Oh, Cincinnati? The city that thinks being near a river makes it a destination.",
 +      "Cincinnati: Where everyone’s either a Bengals fan or pretending they’re from somewhere cooler.",
 +      "From Cincinnati? Let me guess, you’ve already argued about Skyline vs. Gold Star like it matters.",
 +      "Cincinnati: The only city where ‘culture’ means overpriced chili and worse beer.",
 +      "Where the hills are steep, but the ambition is flatter than the Midwest.",
 +      "Cincinnati: Cleveland’s warmer, less relevant twin with extra pork.",
 +      "From Cincinnati? Your city’s idea of progress is a streetcar nobody uses."
 +    ]
 +  },
++
 +  // WISCONSIN (NEW US STATE - MIDWEST)
 +  wisconsin: {
 +    generic: [
 +      "Wisconsin? Where the cheese is sharper than the state’s future prospects.",
 +      "From Wisconsin? How’s living in a state that’s just Minnesota with more beer belly?",
 +      "Wisconsin: Where the winters are brutal, and the Packers obsession is crueler.",
 +      "Oh, Wisconsin? The state where ‘dairy’ means pride and heart disease in equal measure.",
 +      "Wisconsin: Where everyone’s either a cheesehead or a drunk pretending to fish.",
 +      "From Wisconsin? Let me guess, you’ve already bragged about Lambeau Field like it’s the Vatican.",
 +      "Wisconsin: The only state where ‘supper club’ is a cultural institution and a cry for help.",
 +      "Where every lake is pretty, but every job market is uglier than sin.",
 +      "Wisconsin: Proof that you can deep-fry everything and still be irrelevant.",
 +      "From Wisconsin? Your state’s biggest export is cheddar and seasonal depression."
 +    ],
 +    milwaukee: [
 +      "Milwaukee? The city that’s just Chicago’s forgotten, drunker little brother.",
 +      "From Milwaukee? How’s it feel living in a place where beer is cheaper than ambition?",
 +      "Milwaukee: Where the Brewers brew disappointment stronger than any lager.",
 +      "Oh, Milwaukee? The city that peaked with Laverne & Shirley and never recovered.",
 +      "Milwaukee: Where everyone’s either at a bar or recovering from last night’s bar.",
 +      "From Milwaukee? Let me guess, you’ve already mentioned Harley-Davidson like it’s still relevant.",
 +      "Milwaukee: The only city where ‘lakefront’ means frozen despair half the year.",
 +      "Where ‘culture’ means cheese curds and polka at a festival nobody attends.",
 +      "Milwaukee: Chicago’s less successful, more pickled cousin with extra brats.",
 +      "From Milwaukee? Your city’s biggest flex is surviving winters with a liver made of steel."
 +    ],
 +    madison: [
 +      "Madison? The city that’s just Wisconsin’s liberal oasis in a desert of despair.",
 +      "From Madison? How’s it feel living in a college town where idealism goes to die?",
 +      "Madison: Where the lakes are beautiful, but the rent will drown you faster.",
 +      "Oh, Madison? The city that thinks being progressive makes up for being irrelevant.",
 +      "Madison: Where everyone’s either a student or a bureaucrat with a bike they never ride.",
 +      "From Madison? Let me guess, you’ve already bragged about the farmer’s market like it’s Paris.",
 +      "Madison: The only city where ‘culture’ means overpriced cheese and undercooked activism.",
 +      "Where the capitol is pretty, but the job prospects are uglier than a badger’s den.",
 +      "Madison: Milwaukee’s snobbier, less fun sibling with extra flannel.",
 +      "From Madison? Your city’s idea of rebellion is a protest with gluten-free snacks."
 +    ]
 +  },
++
 +  // NEVADA (NEW US STATE - WEST)
 +  nevada: {
 +    generic: [
 +      "Nevada? Where the desert is vast, and the life choices are vaster.",
 +      "From Nevada? How’s living in a state that’s just a gambling den with extra tumbleweeds?",
 +      "Nevada: Where Sin City is the star, and everywhere else is a forgotten blackjack table.",
 +      "Oh, Nevada? The state where ‘what happens here, stays here’ includes your dignity.",
 +      "Nevada: Where everyone’s either a dealer, a dreamer, or a desert hermit.",
 +      "From Nevada? Let me guess, you’ve already lost more than money in Vegas this year.",
 +      "Nevada: The only state where legal brothels outshine legal opportunities.",
 +      "Where the landscape is barren, and so is the hope for a stable future.",
 +      "Nevada: Proof that you can build an economy on bad decisions and still lose.",
 +      "From Nevada? Your state’s biggest export is regret and overpriced buffets."
 +    ],
 +    las_vegas: [
 +      "Las Vegas? The city where dreams go to gamble away their last dime.",
 +      "From Vegas? How’s it feel living in a neon mirage built on broken bank accounts?",
 +      "Las Vegas: Where the Strip shines brighter than any chance of financial recovery.",
 +      "Oh, Vegas? The city where ‘jackpot’ means losing your house but winning a free drink.",
 +      "Las Vegas: Where everyone’s either a tourist, a hustler, or a has-been performer.",
 +      "From Vegas? Let me guess, you’ve already married a stranger in a chapel run by Elvis.",
 +      "Las Vegas: The only city where ‘all-inclusive’ means including your personal ruin.",
 +      "Where ‘entertainment’ means watching your savings disappear faster than a magic act.",
 +      "Las Vegas: Phoenix’s flashier, more reckless cousin with extra slot machines.",
 +      "From Vegas? Your city’s biggest flex is turning vice into a tourist attraction."
 +    ],
 +    reno: [
 +      "Reno? The city that’s just Las Vegas’ sad, discounted little sibling.",
 +      "From Reno? How’s it feel living in a place that’s ‘Vegas Lite’ without the charm?",
 +      "Reno: Where the casinos are smaller, but the desperation is just as big.",
 +      "Oh, Reno? The city that thinks being near Tahoe makes up for being irrelevant.",
 +      "Reno: Where everyone’s either a gambler on a budget or a burnout on parole.",
 +      "From Reno? Let me guess, you’ve already called it ‘the biggest little city’ unironically.",
 +      "Reno: The only city where ‘divorce capital’ was a brag before Vegas stole the spotlight.",
 +      "Where the mountains are pretty, but the prospects are uglier than a busted slot machine.",
 +      "Reno: Las Vegas’ washed-up cousin who settled for second-rate neon.",
 +      "From Reno? Your city’s idea of excitement is a pawn shop with a view."
+     ]
    },
      "From there? The place so boring, even the Wikipedia page is just one sentence.",
      "Your hometown's like a rest stop - people only go there when they have to.",
      "The most interesting thing about your location is that you left.",
 -    "Your area's claim to fame is people confusing it with somewhere better."
 +    "Your area's claim to fame is people confusing it with somewhere better.",
 +    "From there? That explains the personality.",
 +    "Your location is what happens when God runs out of ideas.",
 +    "I've heard of nowhere, and your town is 20 minutes past that.",
 +    "Your hometown's so irrelevant, even COVID skipped it.",
 +    "From there? The place where ambition goes to die and mediocrity thrives."
+   ]
 -};
 +};