| 1 | package llm |
| 2 | |
| 3 | import ( |
| 4 | "os" |
| 5 | "path/filepath" |
| 6 | "regexp" |
| 7 | "strconv" |
| 8 | "strings" |
| 9 | "time" |
| 10 | ) |
| 11 | |
| 12 | // SmartFallbackContext contains all context needed for intelligent fallback generation |
| 13 | type SmartFallbackContext struct { |
| 14 | Command string |
| 15 | CommandType string |
| 16 | Subcommand string |
| 17 | Arguments []string |
| 18 | ExitCode int |
| 19 | FullCommand string |
| 20 | |
| 21 | // Tier 1 Intelligence |
| 22 | Environment map[string]string |
| 23 | WorkingDir string |
| 24 | TimeOfDay int // Hour 0-23 |
| 25 | FileExtensions []string |
| 26 | CommandLength int |
| 27 | NumericArgs []int |
| 28 | Shell string |
| 29 | HasPipes bool |
| 30 | HasChaining bool |
| 31 | |
| 32 | // Tier 2 Intelligence |
| 33 | GitBranch string |
| 34 | ProjectType string // "node", "rust", "go", "python", "java", etc. |
| 35 | ProjectFiles []string // List of project files found |
| 36 | |
| 37 | // Tier 3 Intelligence |
| 38 | IsCI bool // Running in CI/CD environment |
| 39 | CIProvider string // "github", "gitlab", "jenkins", "circle", etc. |
| 40 | HasDockerfile bool |
| 41 | HasMakefile bool |
| 42 | DependencyCount int // Rough estimate of dependencies |
| 43 | ErrorPattern string // Detected error pattern |
| 44 | IsRepeatedFailure bool // Same command failed recently |
| 45 | } |
| 46 | |
| 47 | // ParseCommandContext extracts context from a command for intelligent fallback |
| 48 | func ParseCommandContext(command string, commandType string, exitCode string) SmartFallbackContext { |
| 49 | ctx := SmartFallbackContext{ |
| 50 | FullCommand: command, |
| 51 | CommandType: commandType, |
| 52 | Environment: make(map[string]string), |
| 53 | } |
| 54 | |
| 55 | // Parse exit code |
| 56 | if ec, err := strconv.Atoi(exitCode); err == nil { |
| 57 | ctx.ExitCode = ec |
| 58 | } |
| 59 | |
| 60 | // Parse command into parts |
| 61 | parts := strings.Fields(command) |
| 62 | if len(parts) == 0 { |
| 63 | return ctx |
| 64 | } |
| 65 | |
| 66 | ctx.Command = parts[0] |
| 67 | if len(parts) > 1 { |
| 68 | ctx.Subcommand = parts[1] |
| 69 | ctx.Arguments = parts[2:] |
| 70 | } |
| 71 | |
| 72 | // Tier 1 Intelligence Gathering |
| 73 | ctx.CommandLength = len(command) |
| 74 | ctx.TimeOfDay = time.Now().Hour() |
| 75 | ctx.HasPipes = strings.Contains(command, "|") |
| 76 | ctx.HasChaining = strings.Contains(command, "&&") || strings.Contains(command, "||") |
| 77 | |
| 78 | // Get working directory |
| 79 | if wd, err := os.Getwd(); err == nil { |
| 80 | ctx.WorkingDir = wd |
| 81 | } |
| 82 | |
| 83 | // Get shell type |
| 84 | ctx.Shell = filepath.Base(os.Getenv("SHELL")) |
| 85 | |
| 86 | // Collect interesting environment variables |
| 87 | envVars := []string{"CI", "DEBUG", "NODE_ENV", "PROD", "PRODUCTION", "STAGING", "DEVELOPMENT", |
| 88 | "GITHUB_ACTIONS", "GITLAB_CI", "JENKINS_HOME", "CIRCLECI", "TRAVIS"} |
| 89 | for _, envVar := range envVars { |
| 90 | if val := os.Getenv(envVar); val != "" { |
| 91 | ctx.Environment[envVar] = val |
| 92 | } |
| 93 | } |
| 94 | |
| 95 | // Extract file extensions from command |
| 96 | extRegex := regexp.MustCompile(`\.\w{1,6}\b`) |
| 97 | exts := extRegex.FindAllString(command, -1) |
| 98 | ctx.FileExtensions = exts |
| 99 | |
| 100 | // Extract numeric arguments (ports, chmod values, PIDs, etc.) |
| 101 | numRegex := regexp.MustCompile(`\b\d+\b`) |
| 102 | nums := numRegex.FindAllString(command, -1) |
| 103 | for _, num := range nums { |
| 104 | if n, err := strconv.Atoi(num); err == nil { |
| 105 | ctx.NumericArgs = append(ctx.NumericArgs, n) |
| 106 | } |
| 107 | } |
| 108 | |
| 109 | // Tier 2 Intelligence Gathering |
| 110 | |
| 111 | // Detect git branch if in a git repo |
| 112 | ctx.GitBranch = detectGitBranch() |
| 113 | |
| 114 | // Detect project type by checking for common project files |
| 115 | ctx.ProjectType, ctx.ProjectFiles = detectProjectType() |
| 116 | |
| 117 | // Tier 3 Intelligence Gathering |
| 118 | |
| 119 | // Detect CI/CD environment |
| 120 | ctx.IsCI, ctx.CIProvider = detectCIEnvironment(ctx.Environment) |
| 121 | |
| 122 | // Detect Docker and build files |
| 123 | ctx.HasDockerfile = fileExists("Dockerfile") || fileExists("docker-compose.yml") |
| 124 | ctx.HasMakefile = fileExists("Makefile") |
| 125 | |
| 126 | // Estimate dependency count |
| 127 | ctx.DependencyCount = estimateDependencyCount(ctx.ProjectType) |
| 128 | |
| 129 | // Detect common error patterns from exit code |
| 130 | ctx.ErrorPattern = detectErrorPattern(ctx.ExitCode, command) |
| 131 | |
| 132 | // Track repeated failures (simple in-process tracking) |
| 133 | ctx.IsRepeatedFailure = trackFailure(command) |
| 134 | |
| 135 | return ctx |
| 136 | } |
| 137 | |
| 138 | // Global insult scorer and database (initialized once) |
| 139 | var ( |
| 140 | insultDB *InsultDatabase |
| 141 | insultScorer *InsultScorer |
| 142 | insultHist *InsultHistory |
| 143 | ensembleSystem *EnsembleSystem |
| 144 | ) |
| 145 | |
| 146 | func init() { |
| 147 | // Initialize ML-inspired components on first use |
| 148 | insultDB = NewInsultDatabase() |
| 149 | insultScorer = NewInsultScorer(insultDB) |
| 150 | insultHist = NewInsultHistory(20) // Track last 20 insults |
| 151 | |
| 152 | // Initialize the ensemble system (combines TF-IDF, Markov, and tag-based scoring) |
| 153 | ensembleSystem = NewEnsembleSystem(insultDB, insultScorer, insultHist) |
| 154 | |
| 155 | // Train the ensemble system on startup (async to avoid blocking) |
| 156 | go ensembleSystem.Train() |
| 157 | } |
| 158 | |
| 159 | // GenerateSmartFallback generates a context-aware insult |
| 160 | func GenerateSmartFallback(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 161 | // Load user history for Tier 4 intelligence |
| 162 | history := LoadUserHistory() |
| 163 | |
| 164 | // Record this failure |
| 165 | if history != nil { |
| 166 | history.RecordFailure(ctx) |
| 167 | } |
| 168 | |
| 169 | // TIER 5 INTELLIGENCE - ML-Inspired Semantic Matching (HIGHEST PRIORITY) |
| 170 | // Uses error classification, intent parsing, and multi-factor scoring |
| 171 | if insult := generateMLInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 172 | return insult |
| 173 | } |
| 174 | |
| 175 | // TIER 4 INTELLIGENCE - Historical Learning & Dynamic Generation |
| 176 | |
| 177 | // 1. Failure streak escalation (gets more brutal over time) |
| 178 | if history != nil && history.CurrentStreak >= 2 { |
| 179 | if insult := GenerateStreakEscalation(history.CurrentStreak, ctx); insult != "" { |
| 180 | return insult |
| 181 | } |
| 182 | } |
| 183 | |
| 184 | // 2. Historical pattern-based insults (learns from past failures) |
| 185 | if history != nil && history.TotalFailures > 0 { |
| 186 | if insult := GenerateHistoricalInsult(history, ctx); insult != "" { |
| 187 | return insult |
| 188 | } |
| 189 | } |
| 190 | |
| 191 | // 3. Dynamic template-based generation (infinite combinations) |
| 192 | if insult := GenerateDynamicInsult(ctx, history); insult != "" { |
| 193 | return insult |
| 194 | } |
| 195 | |
| 196 | // 4. Savage mode (brutal, devastating insults) |
| 197 | // Activate savage mode for: high streaks, high total failures, or specific contexts |
| 198 | if history != nil && (history.CurrentStreak >= 5 || history.TotalFailures >= 50) { |
| 199 | if insult := GetAnySavageInsult(ctx.FullCommand); insult != "" { |
| 200 | return insult |
| 201 | } |
| 202 | } |
| 203 | |
| 204 | // Tier 3 Intelligence - LLM-like awareness |
| 205 | |
| 206 | // 5. Repeated failure escalation |
| 207 | if insult := getRepeatedFailureInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 208 | return insult |
| 209 | } |
| 210 | |
| 211 | // 6. CI/CD environment detection |
| 212 | if insult := getCIInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 213 | return insult |
| 214 | } |
| 215 | |
| 216 | // 7. Error pattern recognition |
| 217 | if insult := getErrorPatternInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 218 | return insult |
| 219 | } |
| 220 | |
| 221 | // 8. Docker/Build system awareness |
| 222 | if insult := getBuildSystemInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 223 | return insult |
| 224 | } |
| 225 | |
| 226 | // 9. Dependency complexity awareness |
| 227 | if insult := getDependencyInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 228 | return insult |
| 229 | } |
| 230 | |
| 231 | // Tier 2 Intelligence |
| 232 | |
| 233 | // 6. Git branch awareness |
| 234 | if insult := getGitBranchInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 235 | return insult |
| 236 | } |
| 237 | |
| 238 | // 7. Project type detection |
| 239 | if insult := getProjectTypeInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 240 | return insult |
| 241 | } |
| 242 | |
| 243 | // Tier 1 Intelligence - Priority Order |
| 244 | |
| 245 | // 3. Environment-specific insults |
| 246 | if insult := getEnvironmentInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 247 | return insult |
| 248 | } |
| 249 | |
| 250 | // 2. Time-sensitive insults |
| 251 | if insult := getTimeOfDayInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 252 | return insult |
| 253 | } |
| 254 | |
| 255 | // 3. Working directory insults |
| 256 | if insult := getWorkingDirInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 257 | return insult |
| 258 | } |
| 259 | |
| 260 | // 4. File extension insults |
| 261 | if insult := getFileExtensionInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 262 | return insult |
| 263 | } |
| 264 | |
| 265 | // 5. Numeric argument insults |
| 266 | if insult := getNumericArgumentInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 267 | return insult |
| 268 | } |
| 269 | |
| 270 | // 6. Shell-specific insults |
| 271 | if insult := getShellInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 272 | return insult |
| 273 | } |
| 274 | |
| 275 | // 7. Command complexity insults |
| 276 | if insult := getCommandComplexityInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 277 | return insult |
| 278 | } |
| 279 | |
| 280 | // Existing intelligence layers |
| 281 | |
| 282 | // 8. Exit code specific insults |
| 283 | if insult := getExitCodeInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 284 | return insult |
| 285 | } |
| 286 | |
| 287 | // 9. Command-specific patterns |
| 288 | if insult := getCommandPatternInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 289 | return insult |
| 290 | } |
| 291 | |
| 292 | // 10. Argument-aware insults |
| 293 | if insult := getArgumentAwareInsult(ctx); insult != "" { |
| 294 | return insult |
| 295 | } |
| 296 | |
| 297 | // 11. Fall back to expanded database |
| 298 | return GetExpandedFallback(ctx.CommandType, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 299 | } |
| 300 | |
| 301 | // getExitCodeInsult returns insults specific to common exit codes |
| 302 | func getExitCodeInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 303 | exitCodeInsults := map[int][]string{ |
| 304 | 1: { |
| 305 | "Exit code 1: One failure, infinite disappointment.", |
| 306 | "Generic error for a generic developer.", |
| 307 | "Exit 1: First step to unemployment.", |
| 308 | "Error level 1: Your competence level 0.", |
| 309 | "Failed with distinction: Exit code 1.", |
| 310 | }, |
| 311 | 2: { |
| 312 | "Exit 2: Misuse of command. Misuse of developer title.", |
| 313 | "Built-in syntax error: You're a built-in failure.", |
| 314 | "Wrong arguments. Wrong career.", |
| 315 | "Command misuse detected. Life misuse detected.", |
| 316 | "Exit 2: Two brain cells, neither working.", |
| 317 | }, |
| 318 | 126: { |
| 319 | "Permission denied: Can't execute what you wrote anyway.", |
| 320 | "Not executable: Neither are your plans.", |
| 321 | "126: Command found, competence not found.", |
| 322 | "Can't execute: Your logic isn't executable either.", |
| 323 | }, |
| 324 | 127: { |
| 325 | "Command not found: Neither is your skill.", |
| 326 | "127: Path to success not found.", |
| 327 | "Command doesn't exist. Your competence doesn't exist.", |
| 328 | "Not in PATH: You're not on the path to success.", |
| 329 | "Command not found: Story of your career.", |
| 330 | }, |
| 331 | 128: { |
| 332 | "Invalid exit argument. Invalid life argument.", |
| 333 | "Exit 128: One-two-eight steps to failure.", |
| 334 | "Invalid signal: Your brain sends invalid signals.", |
| 335 | }, |
| 336 | 130: { |
| 337 | "Ctrl+C? Can't escape your mistakes that easily.", |
| 338 | "Interrupted: Like your thought process.", |
| 339 | "SIGINT: Significance? Interrupted.", |
| 340 | "Killed by keyboard: At least something stopped you.", |
| 341 | }, |
| 342 | 137: { |
| 343 | "SIGKILL: Something had to stop you forcefully.", |
| 344 | "Exit 137: Murdered by the system. Deservedly.", |
| 345 | "Killed with prejudice: OOMKiller knows best.", |
| 346 | "137: You were killed. Your code was mercy-killed.", |
| 347 | }, |
| 348 | 139: { |
| 349 | "Segmentation fault: Your logic segfaulted first.", |
| 350 | "139: Memory violation. Logic violation. Everything violation.", |
| 351 | "Segfault: Your brain segfaulted at compile time.", |
| 352 | "Core dumped: Your core competencies dumped earlier.", |
| 353 | }, |
| 354 | 143: { |
| 355 | "SIGTERM: Terminated for being terrible.", |
| 356 | "Graceful termination: More graceful than your code.", |
| 357 | "143: Terminated by common sense.", |
| 358 | }, |
| 359 | 255: { |
| 360 | "Exit 255: Overflow of failure.", |
| 361 | "Maximum exit code: Maximum incompetence.", |
| 362 | "255: You maxed out the failure counter.", |
| 363 | "Exit code overflow: Like your error overflow.", |
| 364 | }, |
| 365 | } |
| 366 | |
| 367 | if insults, exists := exitCodeInsults[ctx.ExitCode]; exists { |
| 368 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 369 | } |
| 370 | |
| 371 | return "" |
| 372 | } |
| 373 | |
| 374 | // getCommandPatternInsult returns insults based on command + subcommand patterns |
| 375 | func getCommandPatternInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 376 | pattern := ctx.Command + " " + ctx.Subcommand |
| 377 | pattern = strings.TrimSpace(pattern) |
| 378 | |
| 379 | commandPatterns := map[string][]string{ |
| 380 | // Git operations |
| 381 | "git push": { |
| 382 | "Push rejected: The remote has standards.", |
| 383 | "Git push failed: Even version control rejects you.", |
| 384 | "Rejected by remote: Story of your life.", |
| 385 | "Push denied: Your code is unpushable.", |
| 386 | "Remote said no: Listen to the remote.", |
| 387 | "Can't push incompetence to production.", |
| 388 | "Git push failed: Your career trajectory in command form.", |
| 389 | }, |
| 390 | "git pull": { |
| 391 | "Pull failed: Can't pull competence from thin air.", |
| 392 | "Merge conflicts incoming: Your code vs. reality.", |
| 393 | "Pull rejected: Your branch diverged from sanity.", |
| 394 | "Can't pull: You're already pulling everyone down.", |
| 395 | "Fetch failed: Can't fetch what doesn't exist.", |
| 396 | }, |
| 397 | "git commit": { |
| 398 | "Commit failed: Even git won't commit to your code.", |
| 399 | "Nothing to commit: Nothing worth committing.", |
| 400 | "Pre-commit hook failed: Your code failed harder.", |
| 401 | "Can't commit disaster: Wait, git tried and failed.", |
| 402 | "Commit message empty: Like your understanding.", |
| 403 | }, |
| 404 | "git merge": { |
| 405 | "Merge failed: Can't merge competence into chaos.", |
| 406 | "Conflict resolution required: Start with your career.", |
| 407 | "Merge aborted: Smart choice by git.", |
| 408 | "Auto-merge failed: Manual merge won't help you either.", |
| 409 | }, |
| 410 | "git clone": { |
| 411 | "Clone failed: Repository running away from you.", |
| 412 | "Can't clone competence: It doesn't exist to clone.", |
| 413 | "Permission denied: Even public repos protect themselves.", |
| 414 | "Clone timeout: Repository chose death over your attention.", |
| 415 | }, |
| 416 | "git rebase": { |
| 417 | "Rebase failed: Can't rebase on a foundation of failure.", |
| 418 | "Interactive rebase: Interactively watching you fail.", |
| 419 | "Rebase conflict: Your existence conflicts with success.", |
| 420 | "Can't rewrite history to hide your incompetence.", |
| 421 | }, |
| 422 | "git checkout": { |
| 423 | "Checkout failed: Can't check out from reality.", |
| 424 | "Branch not found: Neither is your competence.", |
| 425 | "Detached HEAD: Matches your detachment from reality.", |
| 426 | "Already on that branch: Already on the failure branch.", |
| 427 | }, |
| 428 | "git reset": { |
| 429 | "Reset failed: Can't reset your mistakes that easily.", |
| 430 | "Hard reset won't fix soft skills.", |
| 431 | "Resetting to a previous commit won't fix current you.", |
| 432 | }, |
| 433 | "git stash": { |
| 434 | "Stash failed: Can't stash your incompetence away.", |
| 435 | "Nothing to stash: Nothing worth saving.", |
| 436 | "Stash apply failed: Your problems can't be applied away.", |
| 437 | }, |
| 438 | "git branch": { |
| 439 | "Branch creation failed: Branching into more failure.", |
| 440 | "Can't create branch: Too many failure branches already.", |
| 441 | "Branch diverged: You diverged from competence long ago.", |
| 442 | }, |
| 443 | "git fetch": { |
| 444 | "Fetch failed: Can't fetch common sense.", |
| 445 | "Nothing to fetch: Nothing to learn from you either.", |
| 446 | "Remote unreachable: Like your career goals.", |
| 447 | }, |
| 448 | |
| 449 | // Docker operations |
| 450 | "docker build": { |
| 451 | "Build failed: Can't dockerize disaster.", |
| 452 | "Dockerfile syntax error: Your syntax is always wrong.", |
| 453 | "Build context too large: Your mistakes are infinite.", |
| 454 | "Layer failed: All your layers are failures.", |
| 455 | "FROM scratch: You are scratch.", |
| 456 | "Build arg undefined: Like your competence.", |
| 457 | }, |
| 458 | "docker run": { |
| 459 | "Container exited immediately: Smart container.", |
| 460 | "Run failed: Nothing wants to run for you.", |
| 461 | "Port binding failed: Can't bind success to you.", |
| 462 | "Volume mount error: Can't mount your chaos.", |
| 463 | "Container crashed on startup: Your code in container form.", |
| 464 | }, |
| 465 | "docker push": { |
| 466 | "Push denied: Registry has standards.", |
| 467 | "Authentication failed: You're not authenticated as competent.", |
| 468 | "Image push rejected: Your image is not production-ready.", |
| 469 | "Manifest invalid: Your competence manifest is invalid.", |
| 470 | }, |
| 471 | "docker pull": { |
| 472 | "Pull failed: Can't pull what doesn't work.", |
| 473 | "Image not found: Your skill image doesn't exist.", |
| 474 | "Digest invalid: Can't digest your code.", |
| 475 | }, |
| 476 | "docker-compose up": { |
| 477 | "Compose failed: Can't compose order from chaos.", |
| 478 | "Service unhealthy: You're the unhealthy service.", |
| 479 | "Network creation failed: Your networking is broken too.", |
| 480 | "Volume error: Can't volume-ize your mistakes.", |
| 481 | }, |
| 482 | "docker exec": { |
| 483 | "Exec failed: Can't exec into disaster.", |
| 484 | "Container not running: Your competence isn't running either.", |
| 485 | "No such container: No such developer.", |
| 486 | }, |
| 487 | |
| 488 | // NPM operations |
| 489 | "npm install": { |
| 490 | "Install failed: NPM refuses to install for you.", |
| 491 | "Dependency hell: You're the dependency from hell.", |
| 492 | "Package not found: Neither is your talent.", |
| 493 | "ERESOLVE: Can't resolve your incompetence.", |
| 494 | "Peer dependency conflict: Your existence is a conflict.", |
| 495 | "Funding request: Fund your education first.", |
| 496 | }, |
| 497 | "npm start": { |
| 498 | "Start script failed: Can't start what's broken.", |
| 499 | "Port already in use: By someone competent.", |
| 500 | "Module not found: Neither is your ability.", |
| 501 | }, |
| 502 | "npm run": { |
| 503 | "Script not found: Neither is your skill.", |
| 504 | "Build failed: Can't build on a foundation of failure.", |
| 505 | "Test failed: Your code is the test, reality failed you.", |
| 506 | }, |
| 507 | "npm test": { |
| 508 | "Tests failed: 0% passing, 100% crying.", |
| 509 | "Test suite disaster: Every assertion asserts your failure.", |
| 510 | "Coverage 0%: Covered in incompetence though.", |
| 511 | }, |
| 512 | |
| 513 | // Python operations |
| 514 | "python": { |
| 515 | "Python execution failed: The snake bit back.", |
| 516 | "ModuleNotFoundError: Module 'brain' not found.", |
| 517 | "SyntaxError: Invalid syntax, invalid developer.", |
| 518 | "IndentationError: Your career is misaligned too.", |
| 519 | }, |
| 520 | "pip install": { |
| 521 | "Pip install failed: Package manager managing disappointment.", |
| 522 | "Requirements not met: Competence requirement not met.", |
| 523 | "Dependency resolution impossible: Like resolving to make you competent.", |
| 524 | }, |
| 525 | |
| 526 | // Rust operations |
| 527 | "cargo build": { |
| 528 | "Build failed: Rust compiles. You don't.", |
| 529 | "Borrow checker says no: You can't borrow competence.", |
| 530 | "Lifetime error: Your career lifetime is expiring.", |
| 531 | "Type mismatch: Expected developer, found disaster.", |
| 532 | }, |
| 533 | "cargo run": { |
| 534 | "Run failed: Panic in main thread.", |
| 535 | "Binary execution failed: Your execution is always flawed.", |
| 536 | }, |
| 537 | |
| 538 | // Database operations |
| 539 | "mysql": { |
| 540 | "MySQL error: My SQL, your hell.", |
| 541 | "Connection refused: Database has self-respect.", |
| 542 | "Access denied: Denied access to success.", |
| 543 | }, |
| 544 | "psql": { |
| 545 | "Postgres error: Post-gres, pre-disaster.", |
| 546 | "Connection failed: Can't connect competence to you.", |
| 547 | }, |
| 548 | |
| 549 | // Make/Build operations |
| 550 | "make": { |
| 551 | "Make failed: Make better choices.", |
| 552 | "Target not found: Your target of competence not found.", |
| 553 | "Recipe failed: Recipe for disaster succeeded though.", |
| 554 | }, |
| 555 | "cmake": { |
| 556 | "CMake error: Can't make sense of you.", |
| 557 | "Configuration failed: You're misconfigured.", |
| 558 | }, |
| 559 | |
| 560 | // SSH operations |
| 561 | "ssh": { |
| 562 | "Connection refused: Server protecting itself.", |
| 563 | "Permission denied: Your credentials are insufficient.", |
| 564 | "Host key verification failed: Host doesn't trust you.", |
| 565 | "Timeout: Server chose silence over your presence.", |
| 566 | }, |
| 567 | } |
| 568 | |
| 569 | if insults, exists := commandPatterns[pattern]; exists { |
| 570 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 571 | } |
| 572 | |
| 573 | // Try just the command without subcommand |
| 574 | if insults, exists := commandPatterns[ctx.Command]; exists { |
| 575 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 576 | } |
| 577 | |
| 578 | return "" |
| 579 | } |
| 580 | |
| 581 | // getArgumentAwareInsult returns insults based on command arguments |
| 582 | func getArgumentAwareInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 583 | // Check for specific argument patterns |
| 584 | fullCmd := strings.ToLower(ctx.FullCommand) |
| 585 | |
| 586 | // Force operations |
| 587 | if strings.Contains(fullCmd, " -f") || strings.Contains(fullCmd, "--force") { |
| 588 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 589 | "Force flag detected: Forcing failure down everyone's throat.", |
| 590 | "--force won't force competence into you.", |
| 591 | "Force push to production: Force push to unemployment.", |
| 592 | "Forcing it won't make it work. Like your career.", |
| 593 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 594 | } |
| 595 | |
| 596 | // Sudo operations |
| 597 | if strings.HasPrefix(fullCmd, "sudo") { |
| 598 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 599 | "Sudo failed: Superuser can't grant super-competence.", |
| 600 | "Even root privileges can't fix your code.", |
| 601 | "Sudo make me a developer: Permission denied.", |
| 602 | "With great power comes great responsibility. You have neither.", |
| 603 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 604 | } |
| 605 | |
| 606 | // Recursive operations |
| 607 | if strings.Contains(fullCmd, " -r") || strings.Contains(fullCmd, "--recursive") { |
| 608 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 609 | "Recursive fail: Failing recursively at every level.", |
| 610 | "-r flag: Recursively destroying everything.", |
| 611 | "Recursion depth exceeded: By your incompetence.", |
| 612 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 613 | } |
| 614 | |
| 615 | // Verbose operations |
| 616 | if strings.Contains(fullCmd, " -v") || strings.Contains(fullCmd, "--verbose") { |
| 617 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 618 | "Verbose mode: More output, same failure.", |
| 619 | "--verbose showing verbose failure details.", |
| 620 | "Verbose mode: Because watching you fail in detail is entertaining.", |
| 621 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 622 | } |
| 623 | |
| 624 | // Help flags |
| 625 | if strings.Contains(fullCmd, " --help") || strings.Contains(fullCmd, " -h") { |
| 626 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 627 | "Reading help? That ship sailed long ago.", |
| 628 | "--help can't help you now.", |
| 629 | "Even the help documentation gave up on you.", |
| 630 | "RTFM: Read The Failed Manual you just failed.", |
| 631 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 632 | } |
| 633 | |
| 634 | // Version checks |
| 635 | if strings.Contains(fullCmd, "--version") || strings.Contains(fullCmd, "-v") { |
| 636 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 637 | "Checking version: Your version is deprecated.", |
| 638 | "--version: v0.0.0-incompetent", |
| 639 | "Software version: Current. Developer version: Obsolete.", |
| 640 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 641 | } |
| 642 | |
| 643 | return "" |
| 644 | } |
| 645 | |
| 646 | // Tier 1 Intelligence Detection Functions |
| 647 | |
| 648 | // getEnvironmentInsult returns insults based on environment variables |
| 649 | func getEnvironmentInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 650 | envInsults := map[string][]string{ |
| 651 | "CI": { |
| 652 | "Breaking CI? Breaking everyone's day.", |
| 653 | "CI failure: Continuous Incompetence detected.", |
| 654 | "Failed in CI: Failing Continuously and Immediately.", |
| 655 | "CI pipeline broken: Your career pipeline next.", |
| 656 | }, |
| 657 | "GITHUB_ACTIONS": { |
| 658 | "GitHub Actions failed: Your actions speak louder than words.", |
| 659 | "Actions workflow broken: Action item: Find new career.", |
| 660 | "GitHub runner quit: Running from your code.", |
| 661 | }, |
| 662 | "GITLAB_CI": { |
| 663 | "GitLab CI failed: Lab results show terminal incompetence.", |
| 664 | "Pipeline failed: Pipe down, you're done.", |
| 665 | }, |
| 666 | "JENKINS_HOME": { |
| 667 | "Jenkins build failed: Job security failed too.", |
| 668 | "Jenkins says no: Automated rejection system working.", |
| 669 | }, |
| 670 | "DEBUG": { |
| 671 | "Debug mode active: Can't debug your brain.", |
| 672 | "Debugging? You ARE the bug.", |
| 673 | }, |
| 674 | "PRODUCTION": { |
| 675 | "Production error: Producing only failures.", |
| 676 | "PROD failure: Professional Regression Of Development.", |
| 677 | "Testing in production? Testing everyone's patience.", |
| 678 | }, |
| 679 | "NODE_ENV": { |
| 680 | "Node environment error: Environment of incompetence.", |
| 681 | }, |
| 682 | } |
| 683 | |
| 684 | for env, val := range ctx.Environment { |
| 685 | if insults, exists := envInsults[env]; exists && val != "" { |
| 686 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 687 | } |
| 688 | } |
| 689 | |
| 690 | return "" |
| 691 | } |
| 692 | |
| 693 | // getTimeOfDayInsult returns insults based on time of day |
| 694 | func getTimeOfDayInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 695 | hour := ctx.TimeOfDay |
| 696 | |
| 697 | switch { |
| 698 | case hour >= 0 && hour < 6: |
| 699 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 700 | "3 AM debugging? Tomorrow won't fix today's code.", |
| 701 | "Coding at 3 AM? Your code is as tired as you.", |
| 702 | "Late night failure: Sleep won't fix this.", |
| 703 | "Midnight coding: Both your code and judgment are impaired.", |
| 704 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 705 | case hour >= 6 && hour < 9: |
| 706 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 707 | "Morning failure sets the tone for the day.", |
| 708 | "Failed before breakfast: Hungry for failure.", |
| 709 | "Early bird gets the worm: Early coder gets the bugs.", |
| 710 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 711 | case hour >= 17 && hour < 20: |
| 712 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 713 | "Evening failure: Overtime making more bugs.", |
| 714 | "5 PM deploy failed: Weekend ruined.", |
| 715 | "After hours coding: After competence hours too.", |
| 716 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 717 | case hour >= 20 && hour < 24: |
| 718 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 719 | "Late night commit: Commit to quitting instead.", |
| 720 | "Coding past 8 PM? Desperation detected.", |
| 721 | "Night owl? More like night fail.", |
| 722 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 723 | } |
| 724 | |
| 725 | return "" |
| 726 | } |
| 727 | |
| 728 | // getWorkingDirInsult returns insults based on working directory |
| 729 | func getWorkingDirInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 730 | wd := strings.ToLower(ctx.WorkingDir) |
| 731 | |
| 732 | dirPatterns := map[string][]string{ |
| 733 | "/tmp": { |
| 734 | "Coding in /tmp? That's where your code belongs: temporary.", |
| 735 | "Temp directory for temp solution for temp developer.", |
| 736 | "/tmp: Temporary directory, permanent failure.", |
| 737 | }, |
| 738 | "downloads": { |
| 739 | "Coding in Downloads? Your career is downloading too.", |
| 740 | "Downloads folder: Downloaded failure.", |
| 741 | }, |
| 742 | "/var/log": { |
| 743 | "Working in logs? You belong in error logs.", |
| 744 | "/var/log: Logging your mistakes for posterity.", |
| 745 | }, |
| 746 | "/root": { |
| 747 | "Running as root? Root of all problems.", |
| 748 | "Root directory? Rooted in incompetence.", |
| 749 | }, |
| 750 | "desktop": { |
| 751 | "Desktop coding? Desktop disaster.", |
| 752 | "Desktop folder: Where careers go to die.", |
| 753 | }, |
| 754 | "/opt": { |
| 755 | "Optional directory for optional competence.", |
| 756 | "/opt: Opted out of skill.", |
| 757 | }, |
| 758 | } |
| 759 | |
| 760 | for pattern, insults := range dirPatterns { |
| 761 | if strings.Contains(wd, pattern) { |
| 762 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 763 | } |
| 764 | } |
| 765 | |
| 766 | return "" |
| 767 | } |
| 768 | |
| 769 | // getFileExtensionInsult returns insults based on file extensions in command |
| 770 | func getFileExtensionInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 771 | if len(ctx.FileExtensions) == 0 { |
| 772 | return "" |
| 773 | } |
| 774 | |
| 775 | ext := strings.ToLower(ctx.FileExtensions[0]) |
| 776 | |
| 777 | extInsults := map[string][]string{ |
| 778 | ".rs": { |
| 779 | "Rust file failed: Rust in peace, code.", |
| 780 | ".rs: Rust? Your skills are corroded.", |
| 781 | "Rust compile failed: Oxidized incompetence.", |
| 782 | }, |
| 783 | ".go": { |
| 784 | "Go file failed: Stop. Don't go. Just don't.", |
| 785 | ".go error: Should've Go-ne into another career.", |
| 786 | "Go build failed: Go away.", |
| 787 | }, |
| 788 | ".java": { |
| 789 | "Java failed: Needs more than coffee beans.", |
| 790 | ".java compile error: Java the Hutt-level bloat.", |
| 791 | "Java exception: You're the exception to competence.", |
| 792 | }, |
| 793 | ".cpp": { |
| 794 | "C++ failed: C++ you later, career.", |
| 795 | ".cpp segfault: C++ more like C-- --.", |
| 796 | "C++ error: Can't ++ your skill level.", |
| 797 | }, |
| 798 | ".c": { |
| 799 | "C compilation failed: C you don't understand C.", |
| 800 | ".c file error: C-riously incompetent.", |
| 801 | }, |
| 802 | ".py": { |
| 803 | "Python failed: Snake bit back.", |
| 804 | ".py error: Python crying from your code.", |
| 805 | "Python IndentationError: Career misaligned too.", |
| 806 | }, |
| 807 | ".js": { |
| 808 | "JavaScript failed: Just awful Script.", |
| 809 | ".js error: Java-Script? Neither Java nor scripted competence.", |
| 810 | }, |
| 811 | ".ts": { |
| 812 | "TypeScript failed: Type: Disaster.", |
| 813 | ".ts error: TypeScript can't type your chaos.", |
| 814 | }, |
| 815 | ".sh": { |
| 816 | "Shell script failed: Script kiddie confirmed.", |
| 817 | ".sh error: Shell-shocked by incompetence.", |
| 818 | }, |
| 819 | ".rb": { |
| 820 | "Ruby failed: More like Rub-y wounds in codebase.", |
| 821 | ".rb error: Ruby gem? Cubic zirconia skill.", |
| 822 | }, |
| 823 | ".php": { |
| 824 | "PHP failed: Probably Horrible Programming.", |
| 825 | ".php error: PHP stands for Please Help Professional.", |
| 826 | }, |
| 827 | } |
| 828 | |
| 829 | if insults, exists := extInsults[ext]; exists { |
| 830 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 831 | } |
| 832 | |
| 833 | return "" |
| 834 | } |
| 835 | |
| 836 | // getNumericArgumentInsult returns insults based on numeric arguments |
| 837 | func getNumericArgumentInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 838 | if len(ctx.NumericArgs) == 0 { |
| 839 | return "" |
| 840 | } |
| 841 | |
| 842 | num := ctx.NumericArgs[0] |
| 843 | |
| 844 | // Port numbers |
| 845 | if num >= 1 && num <= 65535 { |
| 846 | portInsults := map[int][]string{ |
| 847 | 22: { |
| 848 | "Port 22: 22 ways to fail at SSH.", |
| 849 | "SSH on port 22: Access denied to competence.", |
| 850 | }, |
| 851 | 80: { |
| 852 | "Port 80: HTTP status 500 Internal User Error.", |
| 853 | "Port 80: Gateway to failure.", |
| 854 | }, |
| 855 | 443: { |
| 856 | "Port 443: HTTPS - Hyper Text Tragic Protocol Stupidity.", |
| 857 | "Port 443: Secure connection to incompetence.", |
| 858 | }, |
| 859 | 3000: { |
| 860 | "Port 3000: Three thousand problems detected.", |
| 861 | "Port 3000: Development port for underdeveloped skills.", |
| 862 | }, |
| 863 | 8080: { |
| 864 | "Port 8080: Eight-zero-eight-zero errors found.", |
| 865 | "Port 8080: Alternative HTTP, alternative competence (zero).", |
| 866 | }, |
| 867 | 5432: { |
| 868 | "Port 5432: PostgreSQL rejecting your queries and you.", |
| 869 | "Port 5432: Postgres? More like Post-regrets.", |
| 870 | }, |
| 871 | 3306: { |
| 872 | "Port 3306: MySQL - My Structured Query: Why are you coding?", |
| 873 | "Port 3306: MySQL rejecting your SQL and existence.", |
| 874 | }, |
| 875 | 27017: { |
| 876 | "Port 27017: MongoDB - More like MongoDON'T.", |
| 877 | "Port 27017: NoSQL? No skill either.", |
| 878 | }, |
| 879 | } |
| 880 | |
| 881 | if insults, exists := portInsults[num]; exists { |
| 882 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 883 | } |
| 884 | } |
| 885 | |
| 886 | // Chmod values |
| 887 | if num == 777 { |
| 888 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 889 | "chmod 777: Maximum permissions, minimum security, zero brains.", |
| 890 | "777: Jackpot of incompetence.", |
| 891 | "chmod 777: Triple seven, triple failure.", |
| 892 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 893 | } |
| 894 | if num == 666 { |
| 895 | return "chmod 666: Devil's permission for devilish code." |
| 896 | } |
| 897 | if num == 000 || num == 0 { |
| 898 | return "chmod 000: Like your access to competence." |
| 899 | } |
| 900 | |
| 901 | // Kill signals |
| 902 | if num == 9 { |
| 903 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 904 | "kill -9: Killing process. Can't kill your incompetence.", |
| 905 | "SIGKILL sent: Signal your career is over.", |
| 906 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 907 | } |
| 908 | |
| 909 | return "" |
| 910 | } |
| 911 | |
| 912 | // getShellInsult returns insults based on shell type |
| 913 | func getShellInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 914 | shell := strings.ToLower(ctx.Shell) |
| 915 | |
| 916 | shellInsults := map[string][]string{ |
| 917 | "bash": { |
| 918 | "Bash error: Bash your head against keyboard, same result.", |
| 919 | "Bourne Again Shell: Borne to fail again.", |
| 920 | }, |
| 921 | "zsh": { |
| 922 | "Z shell: Z for Zero competence level.", |
| 923 | "Zsh failure: Last shell of the alphabet, last in skill.", |
| 924 | }, |
| 925 | "fish": { |
| 926 | "Fish shell: You're swimming in failure.", |
| 927 | "Fish error: Fishing for competence, caught nothing.", |
| 928 | }, |
| 929 | "sh": { |
| 930 | "Bourne shell: Born to fail.", |
| 931 | "sh: Should've stayed in the shell.", |
| 932 | }, |
| 933 | "ksh": { |
| 934 | "Korn shell: Your code is corny.", |
| 935 | }, |
| 936 | "csh": { |
| 937 | "C shell: See? Shell of incompetence.", |
| 938 | }, |
| 939 | } |
| 940 | |
| 941 | if insults, exists := shellInsults[shell]; exists { |
| 942 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 943 | } |
| 944 | |
| 945 | return "" |
| 946 | } |
| 947 | |
| 948 | // getCommandComplexityInsult returns insults based on command complexity |
| 949 | func getCommandComplexityInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 950 | length := ctx.CommandLength |
| 951 | |
| 952 | if length < 10 { |
| 953 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 954 | "Short command, short career.", |
| 955 | "Simple command failed: Simply incompetent.", |
| 956 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 957 | } |
| 958 | |
| 959 | if length > 100 { |
| 960 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 961 | "Command longer than your employment prospects.", |
| 962 | "100+ characters: Complexity hiding incompetence.", |
| 963 | "Long command: Compensating for short skills.", |
| 964 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 965 | } |
| 966 | |
| 967 | if ctx.HasPipes && ctx.HasChaining { |
| 968 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 969 | "Pipes AND chaining? Piping chained disasters together.", |
| 970 | "Complex piped chain: Complexly incompetent.", |
| 971 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 972 | } |
| 973 | |
| 974 | if ctx.HasPipes { |
| 975 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 976 | "Pipe fail: Piping garbage to garbage.", |
| 977 | "Pipeline broken: Like your career pipeline.", |
| 978 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 979 | } |
| 980 | |
| 981 | if ctx.HasChaining { |
| 982 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 983 | "Chaining commands: Chaining failures sequentially.", |
| 984 | "&& operator: AND you're terrible AND incompetent.", |
| 985 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 986 | } |
| 987 | |
| 988 | return "" |
| 989 | } |
| 990 | |
| 991 | // Tier 2 Intelligence Detection Functions |
| 992 | |
| 993 | // detectGitBranch detects the current git branch |
| 994 | func detectGitBranch() string { |
| 995 | // Check if we're in a git repo first |
| 996 | if _, err := os.Stat(".git"); os.IsNotExist(err) { |
| 997 | return "" |
| 998 | } |
| 999 | |
| 1000 | // Try to get current branch |
| 1001 | if data, err := os.ReadFile(".git/HEAD"); err == nil { |
| 1002 | head := string(data) |
| 1003 | // Format: "ref: refs/heads/branch-name" |
| 1004 | if strings.HasPrefix(head, "ref: refs/heads/") { |
| 1005 | branch := strings.TrimPrefix(head, "ref: refs/heads/") |
| 1006 | return strings.TrimSpace(branch) |
| 1007 | } |
| 1008 | } |
| 1009 | |
| 1010 | return "" |
| 1011 | } |
| 1012 | |
| 1013 | // detectProjectType detects project type by checking for common project files |
| 1014 | func detectProjectType() (string, []string) { |
| 1015 | projectFiles := []string{ |
| 1016 | "package.json", // Node.js |
| 1017 | "Cargo.toml", // Rust |
| 1018 | "go.mod", // Go |
| 1019 | "requirements.txt", // Python |
| 1020 | "Pipfile", // Python (pipenv) |
| 1021 | "pyproject.toml", // Python (poetry) |
| 1022 | "pom.xml", // Java (Maven) |
| 1023 | "build.gradle", // Java (Gradle) |
| 1024 | "Gemfile", // Ruby |
| 1025 | "composer.json", // PHP |
| 1026 | "Makefile", // C/C++ |
| 1027 | "CMakeLists.txt", // C/C++ (CMake) |
| 1028 | "package.swift", // Swift |
| 1029 | "mix.exs", // Elixir |
| 1030 | "Dockerfile", // Docker |
| 1031 | "docker-compose.yml", // Docker Compose |
| 1032 | } |
| 1033 | |
| 1034 | var foundFiles []string |
| 1035 | for _, file := range projectFiles { |
| 1036 | if _, err := os.Stat(file); err == nil { |
| 1037 | foundFiles = append(foundFiles, file) |
| 1038 | } |
| 1039 | } |
| 1040 | |
| 1041 | // Determine project type from found files |
| 1042 | if len(foundFiles) == 0 { |
| 1043 | return "", nil |
| 1044 | } |
| 1045 | |
| 1046 | // Priority order for type detection |
| 1047 | typeMap := map[string]string{ |
| 1048 | "package.json": "node", |
| 1049 | "Cargo.toml": "rust", |
| 1050 | "go.mod": "go", |
| 1051 | "requirements.txt": "python", |
| 1052 | "Pipfile": "python", |
| 1053 | "pyproject.toml": "python", |
| 1054 | "pom.xml": "java", |
| 1055 | "build.gradle": "java", |
| 1056 | "Gemfile": "ruby", |
| 1057 | "composer.json": "php", |
| 1058 | "package.swift": "swift", |
| 1059 | "mix.exs": "elixir", |
| 1060 | } |
| 1061 | |
| 1062 | for _, file := range foundFiles { |
| 1063 | if projectType, exists := typeMap[file]; exists { |
| 1064 | return projectType, foundFiles |
| 1065 | } |
| 1066 | } |
| 1067 | |
| 1068 | return "generic", foundFiles |
| 1069 | } |
| 1070 | |
| 1071 | // getGitBranchInsult returns insults based on git branch |
| 1072 | func getGitBranchInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 1073 | if ctx.GitBranch == "" { |
| 1074 | return "" |
| 1075 | } |
| 1076 | |
| 1077 | branch := strings.ToLower(ctx.GitBranch) |
| 1078 | |
| 1079 | branchInsults := map[string][]string{ |
| 1080 | "main": { |
| 1081 | "Breaking main? Breaking everyone's day.", |
| 1082 | "Main branch failure: Main character of disasters.", |
| 1083 | "Failed on main: Mainly incompetent.", |
| 1084 | "Main branch disaster: You're the main problem.", |
| 1085 | }, |
| 1086 | "master": { |
| 1087 | "Master branch failure: Master of disasters.", |
| 1088 | "Breaking master: Mastering incompetence.", |
| 1089 | "Master branch error: You've mastered failure.", |
| 1090 | }, |
| 1091 | "develop": { |
| 1092 | "Develop branch failed: Develop your skills first.", |
| 1093 | "Development branch: Under-developed skills.", |
| 1094 | "Develop? More like devolve.", |
| 1095 | }, |
| 1096 | "dev": { |
| 1097 | "Dev branch failed: Dev-astating incompetence.", |
| 1098 | "Dev environment: Environment of failure.", |
| 1099 | }, |
| 1100 | "staging": { |
| 1101 | "Staging failure: Staging your resignation.", |
| 1102 | "Staging branch: Staging area for disaster.", |
| 1103 | }, |
| 1104 | "production": { |
| 1105 | "Production branch failed: Producing unemployment.", |
| 1106 | "Prod branch error: Professionally regressive.", |
| 1107 | }, |
| 1108 | } |
| 1109 | |
| 1110 | // Check exact matches first |
| 1111 | if insults, exists := branchInsults[branch]; exists { |
| 1112 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 1113 | } |
| 1114 | |
| 1115 | // Check for patterns |
| 1116 | if strings.Contains(branch, "feature") || strings.HasPrefix(branch, "feat/") { |
| 1117 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 1118 | "Feature branch: Featured failure.", |
| 1119 | "New feature: Newly incompetent.", |
| 1120 | "Feature branch failed: Feature: Broken. Developer: Broken.", |
| 1121 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 1122 | } |
| 1123 | |
| 1124 | if strings.Contains(branch, "hotfix") || strings.HasPrefix(branch, "fix/") { |
| 1125 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 1126 | "Hotfix branch: You ARE the bug.", |
| 1127 | "Hotfix failed: Can't fix what's fundamentally broken: You.", |
| 1128 | "Hotfix? More like hot mess.", |
| 1129 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 1130 | } |
| 1131 | |
| 1132 | if strings.Contains(branch, "bugfix") || strings.Contains(branch, "bug/") { |
| 1133 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 1134 | "Bugfix branch: The bug is you.", |
| 1135 | "Fixing bugs? You ARE the bug.", |
| 1136 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 1137 | } |
| 1138 | |
| 1139 | if strings.Contains(branch, "release") { |
| 1140 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 1141 | "Release branch failed: Release your grip on keyboard.", |
| 1142 | "Release branch: Releasing disaster into the world.", |
| 1143 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 1144 | } |
| 1145 | |
| 1146 | if strings.Contains(branch, "test") { |
| 1147 | return selectInsult([]string{ |
| 1148 | "Test branch failed: You're the test, reality failed you.", |
| 1149 | "Testing branch: Test results: FAIL.", |
| 1150 | }, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 1151 | } |
| 1152 | |
| 1153 | return "" |
| 1154 | } |
| 1155 | |
| 1156 | // getProjectTypeInsult returns insults based on detected project type |
| 1157 | func getProjectTypeInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 1158 | if ctx.ProjectType == "" { |
| 1159 | return "" |
| 1160 | } |
| 1161 | |
| 1162 | projectInsults := map[string][]string{ |
| 1163 | "node": { |
| 1164 | "Node project detected. Dependencies: Many. Skills: None.", |
| 1165 | "package.json found: Package of failures.", |
| 1166 | "Node.js project: Node your way out of this one.", |
| 1167 | "npm detected: Node Package Misery.", |
| 1168 | }, |
| 1169 | "rust": { |
| 1170 | "Cargo.toml found: Can't cargo your incompetence.", |
| 1171 | "Rust project detected: Rust in peace, code.", |
| 1172 | "Cargo workspace: Working on failure.", |
| 1173 | }, |
| 1174 | "go": { |
| 1175 | "go.mod found: Go away.", |
| 1176 | "Go project detected: Should've gone into another career.", |
| 1177 | "Go modules: Modular incompetence.", |
| 1178 | }, |
| 1179 | "python": { |
| 1180 | "requirements.txt found: Requirement for skill: UNMET.", |
| 1181 | "Python project detected: Snake bit you back.", |
| 1182 | "Python dependencies: Depending on incompetence.", |
| 1183 | "Virtual environment detected: Can't isolate stupidity.", |
| 1184 | }, |
| 1185 | "java": { |
| 1186 | "pom.xml found: Maven project: Mav-un successful.", |
| 1187 | "Java project detected: Needs more than coffee.", |
| 1188 | "Gradle detected: Grade: F. Project: Failed.", |
| 1189 | }, |
| 1190 | "ruby": { |
| 1191 | "Gemfile found: Cubic zirconia skills.", |
| 1192 | "Ruby project: Ruby red with embarrassment.", |
| 1193 | "Bundler detected: Bundle of incompetence.", |
| 1194 | }, |
| 1195 | "php": { |
| 1196 | "composer.json found: Can't compose competence.", |
| 1197 | "PHP project: Probably Horrible Programming detected.", |
| 1198 | }, |
| 1199 | "swift": { |
| 1200 | "Swift project: Swift path to unemployment.", |
| 1201 | "Package.swift found: Swiftly failing.", |
| 1202 | }, |
| 1203 | "elixir": { |
| 1204 | "Elixir project: No elixir can cure this.", |
| 1205 | "mix.exs found: Mixed results: All bad.", |
| 1206 | }, |
| 1207 | } |
| 1208 | |
| 1209 | if insults, exists := projectInsults[ctx.ProjectType]; exists { |
| 1210 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 1211 | } |
| 1212 | |
| 1213 | return "" |
| 1214 | } |
| 1215 | |
| 1216 | // selectInsult picks an insult using pseudo-random selection |
| 1217 | func selectInsult(insults []string, seed string) string { |
| 1218 | if len(insults) == 0 { |
| 1219 | return "" |
| 1220 | } |
| 1221 | |
| 1222 | hash := 0 |
| 1223 | for _, char := range seed { |
| 1224 | hash = hash*31 + int(char) |
| 1225 | } |
| 1226 | if hash < 0 { |
| 1227 | hash = -hash |
| 1228 | } |
| 1229 | |
| 1230 | return insults[hash%len(insults)] |
| 1231 | } |
| 1232 | |
| 1233 | // ============================================================================ |
| 1234 | // TIER 3 INTELLIGENCE - Advanced LLM-like Context Awareness |
| 1235 | // ============================================================================ |
| 1236 | |
| 1237 | // fileExists checks if a file exists |
| 1238 | func fileExists(filename string) bool { |
| 1239 | _, err := os.Stat(filename) |
| 1240 | return err == nil |
| 1241 | } |
| 1242 | |
| 1243 | // detectCIEnvironment detects if running in CI/CD |
| 1244 | func detectCIEnvironment(env map[string]string) (bool, string) { |
| 1245 | ciChecks := map[string]string{ |
| 1246 | "GITHUB_ACTIONS": "github", |
| 1247 | "GITLAB_CI": "gitlab", |
| 1248 | "JENKINS_HOME": "jenkins", |
| 1249 | "CIRCLECI": "circle", |
| 1250 | "TRAVIS": "travis", |
| 1251 | "CI": "generic", |
| 1252 | } |
| 1253 | |
| 1254 | for envVar, provider := range ciChecks { |
| 1255 | if _, exists := env[envVar]; exists { |
| 1256 | return true, provider |
| 1257 | } |
| 1258 | } |
| 1259 | |
| 1260 | return false, "" |
| 1261 | } |
| 1262 | |
| 1263 | // estimateDependencyCount estimates project complexity |
| 1264 | func estimateDependencyCount(projectType string) int { |
| 1265 | switch projectType { |
| 1266 | case "node": |
| 1267 | // Check package.json for rough count |
| 1268 | if data, err := os.ReadFile("package.json"); err == nil { |
| 1269 | // Rough heuristic: count dependencies and devDependencies |
| 1270 | count := strings.Count(string(data), `"dependencies"`) |
| 1271 | count += strings.Count(string(data), `"devDependencies"`) |
| 1272 | if count > 0 { |
| 1273 | // Estimate ~20-100 deps if sections exist |
| 1274 | return 50 |
| 1275 | } |
| 1276 | } |
| 1277 | case "rust": |
| 1278 | if data, err := os.ReadFile("Cargo.toml"); err == nil { |
| 1279 | // Count [dependencies] entries |
| 1280 | deps := strings.Count(string(data), "\n") / 3 |
| 1281 | return deps |
| 1282 | } |
| 1283 | case "go": |
| 1284 | if data, err := os.ReadFile("go.mod"); err == nil { |
| 1285 | // Count require statements |
| 1286 | deps := strings.Count(string(data), "require") |
| 1287 | return deps |
| 1288 | } |
| 1289 | case "python": |
| 1290 | if data, err := os.ReadFile("requirements.txt"); err == nil { |
| 1291 | // Count lines |
| 1292 | deps := strings.Count(string(data), "\n") |
| 1293 | return deps |
| 1294 | } |
| 1295 | } |
| 1296 | return 0 |
| 1297 | } |
| 1298 | |
| 1299 | // detectErrorPattern recognizes common error patterns |
| 1300 | func detectErrorPattern(exitCode int, command string) string { |
| 1301 | // Map exit codes to error patterns |
| 1302 | patterns := map[int]string{ |
| 1303 | 1: "general_error", |
| 1304 | 2: "misuse", |
| 1305 | 126: "permission_denied", |
| 1306 | 127: "command_not_found", |
| 1307 | 128: "invalid_exit", |
| 1308 | 130: "ctrl_c", |
| 1309 | 137: "killed", |
| 1310 | 139: "segfault", |
| 1311 | 143: "sigterm", |
| 1312 | 255: "network_error", |
| 1313 | } |
| 1314 | |
| 1315 | if pattern, exists := patterns[exitCode]; exists { |
| 1316 | return pattern |
| 1317 | } |
| 1318 | |
| 1319 | // Pattern detection from command content |
| 1320 | cmdLower := strings.ToLower(command) |
| 1321 | if strings.Contains(cmdLower, "permission") || strings.Contains(cmdLower, "denied") { |
| 1322 | return "permission_denied" |
| 1323 | } |
| 1324 | if strings.Contains(cmdLower, "connection") || strings.Contains(cmdLower, "refused") { |
| 1325 | return "connection_refused" |
| 1326 | } |
| 1327 | if strings.Contains(cmdLower, "timeout") { |
| 1328 | return "timeout" |
| 1329 | } |
| 1330 | if strings.Contains(cmdLower, "not found") || strings.Contains(cmdLower, "404") { |
| 1331 | return "not_found" |
| 1332 | } |
| 1333 | |
| 1334 | return "" |
| 1335 | } |
| 1336 | |
| 1337 | // failureTracker stores recent command failures (simple in-process tracking) |
| 1338 | var failureTracker = make(map[string]int) |
| 1339 | |
| 1340 | // trackFailure tracks command failures and detects repeats |
| 1341 | func trackFailure(command string) bool { |
| 1342 | // Create a simple hash of the command |
| 1343 | hash := 0 |
| 1344 | for _, char := range command { |
| 1345 | hash = hash*31 + int(char) |
| 1346 | } |
| 1347 | cmdHash := strconv.Itoa(hash) |
| 1348 | |
| 1349 | // Increment failure count |
| 1350 | failureTracker[cmdHash]++ |
| 1351 | |
| 1352 | // Consider it repeated if failed 2+ times |
| 1353 | return failureTracker[cmdHash] >= 2 |
| 1354 | } |
| 1355 | |
| 1356 | // getRepeatedFailureInsult returns escalated insults for repeated failures |
| 1357 | func getRepeatedFailureInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 1358 | if !ctx.IsRepeatedFailure { |
| 1359 | return "" |
| 1360 | } |
| 1361 | |
| 1362 | insults := []string{ |
| 1363 | "Same command, same failure. Definition of insanity.", |
| 1364 | "Trying again? Einstein called: That's insanity.", |
| 1365 | "Repeated failure detected. Time to try reading docs.", |
| 1366 | "Still failing? Maybe it's not the computer.", |
| 1367 | "Second time's the charm? Not for you.", |
| 1368 | "Failure #2: The sequel nobody asked for.", |
| 1369 | "Doing it again won't make it work. Won't make you smarter either.", |
| 1370 | "Another attempt, another disaster. Predictable.", |
| 1371 | "Groundhog Day: The Failure Edition.", |
| 1372 | "Learning from mistakes requires learning.", |
| 1373 | "Try, fail, repeat. The three-step program to nowhere.", |
| 1374 | "Persistence is admirable. Persistent incompetence isn't.", |
| 1375 | "You're very consistent. Consistently wrong.", |
| 1376 | "Same command, different hour, identical disaster.", |
| 1377 | "Repeating mistakes: The one skill you've mastered.", |
| 1378 | } |
| 1379 | |
| 1380 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 1381 | } |
| 1382 | |
| 1383 | // getCIInsult returns CI/CD-specific insults |
| 1384 | func getCIInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 1385 | if !ctx.IsCI { |
| 1386 | return "" |
| 1387 | } |
| 1388 | |
| 1389 | ciInsults := map[string][]string{ |
| 1390 | "github": { |
| 1391 | "Breaking GitHub Actions? Breaking everyone's sprint.", |
| 1392 | "GitHub Actions failed: Your actions speak volumes.", |
| 1393 | "GH Actions: Great Humiliation Actions.", |
| 1394 | "Failed in CI: Continuous Integration of Disaster.", |
| 1395 | "GitHub Actions: Git blame yourself.", |
| 1396 | }, |
| 1397 | "gitlab": { |
| 1398 | "GitLab CI failed: Commit to unemployment.", |
| 1399 | "Pipeline broken: Your career too.", |
| 1400 | "GitLab runner failed: Run from development.", |
| 1401 | "CI/CD failed: Career Imminent Cancellation Detected.", |
| 1402 | }, |
| 1403 | "jenkins": { |
| 1404 | "Jenkins job failed: Job security failed.", |
| 1405 | "Build #404: Competence not found.", |
| 1406 | "Jenkins says: Build career, not this garbage.", |
| 1407 | "Red build: Your face should match.", |
| 1408 | }, |
| 1409 | "circle": { |
| 1410 | "CircleCI failed: Circle of failure complete.", |
| 1411 | "Workflow failed: Work towards new career flow.", |
| 1412 | "Circle CI: Circular logic detected.", |
| 1413 | }, |
| 1414 | "travis": { |
| 1415 | "Travis CI broken: Travis-ty of errors.", |
| 1416 | "Build failed: Career build deprecated.", |
| 1417 | }, |
| 1418 | "generic": { |
| 1419 | "CI failed: Continuous Integration? Continuous Incompetence.", |
| 1420 | "Breaking the build: Breaking your team's trust.", |
| 1421 | "Failed in CI: Everyone can see your shame.", |
| 1422 | "Pipeline blocked: By your incompetence.", |
| 1423 | }, |
| 1424 | } |
| 1425 | |
| 1426 | if insults, exists := ciInsults[ctx.CIProvider]; exists { |
| 1427 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 1428 | } |
| 1429 | |
| 1430 | return "" |
| 1431 | } |
| 1432 | |
| 1433 | // getErrorPatternInsult returns pattern-specific insults |
| 1434 | func getErrorPatternInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 1435 | if ctx.ErrorPattern == "" { |
| 1436 | return "" |
| 1437 | } |
| 1438 | |
| 1439 | patternInsults := map[string][]string{ |
| 1440 | "permission_denied": { |
| 1441 | "Permission denied: Denied access to competence too.", |
| 1442 | "No permission: No skill either.", |
| 1443 | "sudo won't fix this level of incompetence.", |
| 1444 | "Access denied: Reality denying you success.", |
| 1445 | "Insufficient permissions: Insufficient everything.", |
| 1446 | }, |
| 1447 | "command_not_found": { |
| 1448 | "Command not found: Competence not found.", |
| 1449 | "404: Command missing. Also: Your skill.", |
| 1450 | "Command not found: Try 'find-new-career'.", |
| 1451 | "PATH searched: Competence not in PATH.", |
| 1452 | }, |
| 1453 | "connection_refused": { |
| 1454 | "Connection refused: Server refused your incompetence.", |
| 1455 | "Connection denied: Denied by reality.", |
| 1456 | "Can't connect: Reality disconnecting from you.", |
| 1457 | "Connection refused: Even localhost rejects you.", |
| 1458 | }, |
| 1459 | "timeout": { |
| 1460 | "Timeout: Even the computer gave up waiting.", |
| 1461 | "Request timed out: So did patience.", |
| 1462 | "Timeout: Time to consider new profession.", |
| 1463 | "Connection timeout: Career timeout imminent.", |
| 1464 | }, |
| 1465 | "segfault": { |
| 1466 | "Segmentation fault: Segmented from reality.", |
| 1467 | "Segfault: Memory accessed. Memory of competence: Not found.", |
| 1468 | "Core dumped: Core competence: Also dumped.", |
| 1469 | "Segfault: Your code violated everything.", |
| 1470 | }, |
| 1471 | "killed": { |
| 1472 | "Process killed: Career should be too.", |
| 1473 | "Killed by signal: Signaling incompetence.", |
| 1474 | "SIGKILL received: Kill switch on career recommended.", |
| 1475 | }, |
| 1476 | "not_found": { |
| 1477 | "Not found: Your skill is also 404.", |
| 1478 | "404: Not found. Unlike your incompetence: Always 200 OK.", |
| 1479 | "Resource not found: Resources for learning: Also not found.", |
| 1480 | }, |
| 1481 | } |
| 1482 | |
| 1483 | if insults, exists := patternInsults[ctx.ErrorPattern]; exists { |
| 1484 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 1485 | } |
| 1486 | |
| 1487 | return "" |
| 1488 | } |
| 1489 | |
| 1490 | // getBuildSystemInsult returns build tool specific insults |
| 1491 | func getBuildSystemInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 1492 | insults := []string{} |
| 1493 | |
| 1494 | if ctx.HasDockerfile { |
| 1495 | insults = append(insults, |
| 1496 | "Dockerfile detected: Can't containerize competence.", |
| 1497 | "Docker build failed: Image of failure created.", |
| 1498 | "Container crashed: Can't contain your mistakes.", |
| 1499 | "Dockerfile present: Should've dockerized your career away.", |
| 1500 | ) |
| 1501 | } |
| 1502 | |
| 1503 | if ctx.HasMakefile { |
| 1504 | insults = append(insults, |
| 1505 | "Makefile found: Make disasters, not software.", |
| 1506 | "make failed: Made a mistake becoming a developer.", |
| 1507 | "Build system detected: System detected you.", |
| 1508 | ) |
| 1509 | } |
| 1510 | |
| 1511 | if len(insults) > 0 { |
| 1512 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 1513 | } |
| 1514 | |
| 1515 | return "" |
| 1516 | } |
| 1517 | |
| 1518 | // getDependencyInsult returns complexity-aware insults |
| 1519 | func getDependencyInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 1520 | if ctx.DependencyCount == 0 { |
| 1521 | return "" |
| 1522 | } |
| 1523 | |
| 1524 | var insults []string |
| 1525 | |
| 1526 | if ctx.DependencyCount > 100 { |
| 1527 | insults = []string{ |
| 1528 | "100+ dependencies: Depending on others for your failures.", |
| 1529 | "Dependency hell: You're everyone's least favorite dependency.", |
| 1530 | "Massive dependency tree: Tree of incompetence.", |
| 1531 | "Dependencies: Hundreds. Competence: Zero.", |
| 1532 | } |
| 1533 | } else if ctx.DependencyCount > 20 { |
| 1534 | insults = []string{ |
| 1535 | "Dependencies detected: You depend on failure.", |
| 1536 | "Package.json bloated: Like your ego, unlike your skill.", |
| 1537 | "Dependency count high: Skill count low.", |
| 1538 | "Many dependencies: None can fix this.", |
| 1539 | } |
| 1540 | } |
| 1541 | |
| 1542 | if len(insults) > 0 { |
| 1543 | return selectInsult(insults, ctx.FullCommand) |
| 1544 | } |
| 1545 | |
| 1546 | return "" |
| 1547 | } |
| 1548 | |
| 1549 | // ============================================================================ |
| 1550 | // TIER 5 INTELLIGENCE - Hybrid Ensemble ML System |
| 1551 | // ============================================================================ |
| 1552 | // Combines TF-IDF semantic similarity, Markov chain generation, tag-based |
| 1553 | // scoring, and historical pattern matching with ensemble voting. |
| 1554 | |
| 1555 | // generateMLInsult uses the hybrid ensemble system to select/generate the best insult |
| 1556 | func generateMLInsult(ctx SmartFallbackContext) string { |
| 1557 | // Determine personality from config (default to sarcastic) |
| 1558 | personality := "sarcastic" |
| 1559 | if config := LoadConfig(); config != nil && config.General.Personality != "" { |
| 1560 | personality = config.General.Personality |
| 1561 | } |
| 1562 | |
| 1563 | // Use the powerful ensemble system that combines: |
| 1564 | // - TF-IDF semantic similarity (cosine similarity) |
| 1565 | // - Tag-based matching (existing system) |
| 1566 | // - Markov chain generation (novel insults) |
| 1567 | // - Historical pattern learning |
| 1568 | // - Novelty scoring (avoid repetition) |
| 1569 | // - Weighted ensemble voting |
| 1570 | insult := ensembleSystem.GenerateInsult(&ctx, personality) |
| 1571 | |
| 1572 | if insult == "" { |
| 1573 | return "" // Fall through to other tiers |
| 1574 | } |
| 1575 | |
| 1576 | return insult |
| 1577 | } |
| 1578 | |
| 1579 | // LoadConfig loads the parrot configuration (stub - integrate with actual config) |
| 1580 | func LoadConfig() *Config { |
| 1581 | // This should integrate with the actual config loader |
| 1582 | // For now, return nil to use defaults |
| 1583 | return nil |
| 1584 | } |
| 1585 | |
| 1586 | // Config represents parrot configuration |
| 1587 | type Config struct { |
| 1588 | General GeneralConfig |
| 1589 | } |
| 1590 | |
| 1591 | // GeneralConfig represents general configuration |
| 1592 | type GeneralConfig struct { |
| 1593 | Personality string |
| 1594 | } |
| 1595 |